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Lord Kusuriya ​:tower:​

@neil @mwl I have some solid mobile phone security advice

buy a bucket and quick set concrete

turn the phone off

mix concrete as the bag directs

fill bucket half way

place phone in bucket

finish filling bucket

store and let set

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Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

I’ll do you one better: turn it off, then throw it off the highest building available to you into the deepest body of water available. newer models may survive this, so humans phone hunters will prefer to be ready to jump into the water should they need to kill it with their bare hands. in the next seven hundred toots I will

Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

gaseous security advice is to keep helium balloons on hand at all times to defeat iPhones

Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

(I don’t mean the security. I mean the PHONE. IT’S KILL OR BE KILLED OUT HERE)

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