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Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

I’ll do you one better: turn it off, then throw it off the highest building available to you into the deepest body of water available. newer models may survive this, so humans phone hunters will prefer to be ready to jump into the water should they need to kill it with their bare hands. in the next seven hundred toots I will

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Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

gaseous security advice is to keep helium balloons on hand at all times to defeat iPhones

Idris Elbow Macaroni

@kusuriya @neil @mwl

(I don’t mean the security. I mean the PHONE. IT’S KILL OR BE KILLED OUT HERE)

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