@kusuriya @neil @mwl

I’ll do you one better: turn it off, then throw it off the highest building available to you into the deepest body of water available. newer models may survive this, so humans phone hunters will prefer to be ready to jump into the water should they need to kill it with their bare hands. in the next seven hundred toots I will

@alex_02 That works less well as a joke!

@komal I fear you missed the joke!

(And the alt text on that image?)

@fuomag9 @neil Carriers still charge you even if you don't use their precious airwaves.