@lowqualityfacts Some potatoes are pretty clever though.

@lowqualityfacts Not here. I never finished college after 6 years of it, and my current job/title is because of nepotism.

@lowqualityfacts a *clever* potato, is it?

@lowqualityfacts i'm angry and hungry.

@lowqualityfacts

Gives us mediocre potatoes something to aspire to.

@lowqualityfacts Being a professor or holding another "respectable" title doesn't make one a decent human being.

@lowqualityfacts
Non-academic reporting for Mastodon interaction duties.

@lowqualityfacts Building a rocket out of a toilet roll and throwing it from a window aged 5 to see what happens counts as "rocket scientist".
(Source: I failed university astrophysics on the maths.)

@lowqualityfacts If a potato is clever and has intellect, I feel inadequate.

@lowqualityfacts IVE BEEN FOLLOWERING LOW QUILTY FRACT FOR TEN YEARS AND I LEARNEDED MY APCs.

@lowqualityfacts
If it makes you feel any better, yes I'm in grad school for biomedical engineering. But right now I have a math class kicking my ass

@lowqualityfacts in Australia, we have some already: Brushed, Washed, New, and Red.

@lowqualityfacts Yeah, that bar is still a little too high for me. Do you know anyone with the intellect of a non-clever potato?

@lowqualityfacts in the end, we are all users. 😆 Luckily, the pushers stayed at the bird site.

@lowqualityfacts On the Internet, no one knows you are a potato.

@lowqualityfacts I resemble that last statement!

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts what kind of potato? Russet? Yukon? Mashed ?

@lowqualityfacts I'm a moron.

@lowqualityfacts sold!

@lowqualityfacts
there’s an onion you should meet

@lowqualityfacts I’m a doctor who still feels insecure by others here. I’ve been following you for weeks now 😊

@lowqualityfacts I have the wisdom of a potato. Is that okay?

@lowqualityfacts @donmelton I will have to say.. your Low Quality Facts… are indeed low quality. If anyone needs a reference, I’m here for you. ❤️🤭👩‍🚀

@lowqualityfacts you had me until clever

@lowqualityfacts

I’d follow you, but I’m a rocket scientist.

@lowqualityfacts 😂 😂

@lowqualityfacts I’m a damned unemployable artist/amateur theologian/entirely subjective magician and I love it.

@lowqualityfacts LOL. If they on Mastodon they are cool.

@lowqualityfacts
Making your way downtown like

@lowqualityfacts Mastodon is the new LinkedIn? Because I know quite a few people whose LinkedIn IS NOT who they really are. 😂

@lowqualityfacts Low quality fact: a clever potato literally translates as a wedged potato from Swedish

@lowqualityfacts At least your intellect is delicious.

Even more delicious with some cheese (but what isn't?)

@lowqualityfacts well we should get along nicely. I’m more along the lines of spinach.

@lowqualityfacts you, my friend, have a wonderful intellect. And a wonderful sense of humor.

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts sold. I look forward to responding to posts with occasional "meh"

@lowqualityfacts I love potatoes!

(I did the toe thing in case Quayle is following me)

@lowqualityfacts Yes, sometimes it's intimidating. One night, I caught myself crying, "I'm too stupid for Mastodon"! I'm over it, now. HAHAHA!!!

@lowqualityfacts Ohhhh.... A clever potato ..

@lowqualityfacts you get me

@lowqualityfacts I am a professor but a very unclever potato and envious of the good-humored cleverness I see everywhere on Mastodon - your toots included.

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts
At least you have the temerity to admit it. not like the rest of these bozos, he said, unintentionally including himself in the unconscious gesture.

@lowqualityfacts
I'm a dilettante with 2 degrees but no certification & thoroughly enjoy all non-sweet varieties of potatoes, including couch

@lowqualityfacts I am also a potato 🥔 a sweet potato tho 😬

@silveraura7 @lowqualityfacts OMFG the phrase "clever potato" reminds me of this text blurb I saw on a joke website, godieinahole.com. It said “This page brought to you by some clever potatoes that happen to write Java without pants.”

@lowqualityfacts Yeah sure why not. But don’t think doctors know more than you.

@lowqualityfacts Like the Instagram of intellectuals? 🤣

@lowqualityfacts same

@lowqualityfacts
Persuasive argument...

@lowqualityfacts As a follower, I can attest to that 👍

@lowqualityfacts we're comfortably dumb:)

@lowqualityfacts
yay 🥔

@lowqualityfacts You seem to be quite popular, already ;)

Not a prof or a doc or a scientist, but if someone, here, appreciates #writing , #poetry or #spirituality these are subjects that I’ve published #books about, over the years.

Fairly #NewHere (1 month & a half). Here’s #introduction :

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0042SRQWG

#Mastodon #Fediverse #bookstodon

@lowqualityfacts
With just the right amount of caffeine, I too am occasionally moderately clever, but never intimidatingly so
#NothingWrongWithCleverVegetables

@lowqualityfacts

re "....everyone on Mastodon appears to be a professor or a doctor or a rocket scientist? Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato"

As have many profs and drs.

Not so many rocket scientists

@lowqualityfacts

If your facts are accurate, that's quality.

@ElleGray

@lowqualityfacts I follow :blobcatderpy:

@lowqualityfacts we are potatoes (furry ones)

@lowqualityfacts in order to have a real chance as a bird site alternative, this place needs a lot more silliness

@lowqualityfacts LOL. You're feeling it, too? I feel like hollering sometimes but they might hear me, and then what? No, it's better if they don't notice me.

@lowqualityfacts ah hell nah you do NFTs

@lowqualityfacts following. Welcome, fellow potato🙂

@lowqualityfacts this is the most relatable toot I have ever seen

@lowqualityfacts Pretty full of yourself, huh?😁

@lowqualityfacts A "clever" potato? Look at the ego on this spud

@lowqualityfacts thank you professor doctor!

@lowqualityfacts But are you delicious like a potato?

@lowqualityfacts
Show me your heart 🫀

@lowqualityfacts

A potato battery can push about three quarters of a volt*. That looks pretty clever to me.

*depending on your choice of electrodes, of course

@lowqualityfacts Darn it, did the potato have to be clever?

@lowqualityfacts I have #Cats, therefore I feel better than a doctor, a rocket scientist and a professor. You should try them. 😂

@lowqualityfacts mmmm, potato

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts Masto is a lot more egalitarian today than it was two years ago when what you said was completely true.

@lowqualityfacts A particularly clever potato, if I say so myself.

@lowqualityfacts

I'm a retired clerk with dementia. So there.

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts Potatoes are superior because they have many eyes and can really see what is happening.👀

@lowqualityfacts what do you mean a CLEVER potato? I think you might be over-starching your abilities a little there

@lowqualityfacts I once knew a clever potato. She wanted to kill me. Do you want to kill me?

@lowqualityfacts I'm not a professor, medical professional or rocket scientist. I am related to those things though LOL. But I'm the 46 year old grad student with no direction (not gonna be a professor). 🤣

@lowqualityfacts clever potato gang, unite!

@lowqualityfacts Hello, I’m an unqualified idiot 👋

@lowqualityfacts lol

@lowqualityfacts that’s insulting to sentient potatoes everywhere

@lowqualityfacts - I’m following you now. Send me a dollar.

@lowqualityfacts Oh great, now genetically-enhanced potatoes exist.

@lowqualityfacts Bragging again ?

@lowqualityfacts Potatoes are great, that's a fact.

@lowqualityfacts Same haha I’m just a failed musician/writer that plays too many video games and finds the weather infinitely interesting

@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts
Me too! Mostly...

@lowqualityfacts
I graduated high school! Then did amazing things once I got out of a system designed for a non existent average student.

@lowqualityfacts I laughed but yea, I hear ya. I do also have days I feel inadequate from all the rocket scientists, engineers, doctors of all kinds, and other public intellectuals.

BTW, enjoying greatly the many responses to the original toot.

@lowqualityfacts you seem to have a chip on your shoulder...