@lowqualityfacts i wish i was as smart as a potato!

@lowqualityfacts Clever girl! I have the intellect of a dumb potato

@lowqualityfacts this is, actually, a high quality fact

@lowqualityfacts If it makes you feel any better, my doctorate of internetology is from ITT Tech.

Well, actually it's from that thrift store that closed last year. The one that always smelled like someone put out their cigarette in burned coffee? But it was issued to "Barry Blonds" by ITT Tech.

@lowqualityfacts I have the intelligence of a stupid clam. I feel fine.

@lowqualityfacts Regular potato: "Noooooo!"

@lowqualityfacts why you have to brag that you smarter than me?

@lowqualityfacts For a clever potato, your posts are very fun to read.

@lowqualityfacts I can attest, LQF is one talented tuber!

@lowqualityfacts #Potatodon

@lowqualityfacts you are probably an honorary doctato.

@lowqualityfacts Hmm, I'm a fan of PotatoChips! And humor, of the no soap radio variety...

@lowqualityfacts My Main Job™ is driving a septic truck, and I have over 200 followers! Dream big.

@lowqualityfacts I'm there!

@lowqualityfacts Are you sure about the clever part, though?

@lowqualityfacts That's why you're my new spuddy.

@lowqualityfacts one of us.

@lowqualityfacts I'm none of those things. Neither are most of the people I'm following on Mastodon. You must have a uniquely elite list you follow!

@lowqualityfacts Mmmmmm Potatoes.

@lowqualityfacts I actually feel inadequate because I look like a mildly intelligent potato. 😩