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I think I’ve heard this one before. It ends with the farmer, flustered, saying to the gnome, “Don’t listen to them sheep; they ain’t nuthin’ but a bunch o’ liars!”
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Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
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Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
Of course. What sort of cretin puts a zipper on a kilt? It's just a lift-and-go situ.
SmittyHalibut
@kelvin0mql the kind that doesn’t realize a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. Before any Scots yell at me, be aware I descend from Scottish heritage, clan Ross (more so than any of my other American Mutt mixture) and love wearing all of my 4 kilts. At least when they fit. Which only my great kilt does. Because, well, it’s a great kilt that gets pleated every time I wear it, so it naturally adjusts to fit my ever expanding gut.
Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
@smitty But, yeah... an early spring unexpected breeze is invigorating. |
@kelvin0mql @smitty Hah! No, our role playing didn't run that way. But, uhm, yeah. That would have been a good line to throw in.