@kelvin0mql the kind that doesn’t realize a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Before any Scots yell at me, be aware I descend from Scottish heritage, clan Ross (more so than any of my other American Mutt mixture) and love wearing all of my 4 kilts. At least when they fit. Which only my great kilt does. Because, well, it’s a great kilt that gets pleated every time I wear it, so it naturally adjusts to fit my ever expanding gut.