Pseudo Nym
#ttrpg memory The party is trying to solve a mystery. The gnome uses "speak with animals" to see if the cows in the field saw anything. Gnome PC: excuse me, friend cow, but did you see anything weird last night? Me as GM as the cow: Holy shit! A talking gnome! @smitty can correct me on the details of that one. 13 comments
 
David Penington
@pseudonym @smitty
Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
@smitty @pseudonym
Pseudo Nym
@kelvin0mql @smitty Hah! No, our role playing didn't run that way. But, uhm, yeah. That would have been a good line to throw in.
Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
Of course. What sort of cretin puts a zipper on a kilt? It's just a lift-and-go situ.
SmittyHalibut
@kelvin0mql the kind that doesn’t realize a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. Before any Scots yell at me, be aware I descend from Scottish heritage, clan Ross (more so than any of my other American Mutt mixture) and love wearing all of my 4 kilts. At least when they fit. Which only my great kilt does. Because, well, it’s a great kilt that gets pleated every time I wear it, so it naturally adjusts to fit my ever expanding gut.
Kelvin n0mql EN35ld
@smitty But, yeah... an early spring unexpected breeze is invigorating. |
Gregory's Server
@pseudonym nope, that lines up with my memory of the event.