@davidrevoy
Translation:
"Nuuuu why you use free software? Paid is always better. Also your computer is too cheap, you gotta spend monies to git gud. I'm seriously deepthroating capitalism and I don't understand why you don't. I probably know nothing about hardware, software, or art and I'm going to demonstrate that by belittling your artwork. Also I probably don't even know why any of the things I suggest are considered 'better'. Wah wah wah"