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The Gneech

@Gargron I feel like this should be a Buckaroo Bonzai reference.

BenPapple

@Gargron In my imagination John is wearing a top hat

Eric Domond

@Gargron how haven’t you changed your display name already

Alan Sill

@Gargron This should clearly be the handle of your siteʻs parody account over on the bird site!

Mystodon 🐘

@Gargron please change your username, this is better than Tim Apple

senders

@echi @Gargron Tim Apple is a happy tale of how two guys named their start-up after their pal Tim who would later go on to be their CEO decades later

The King

@Gargron
Petition to tell people that you can't buy Mastodon because John won't sell it.

EboMike

@Gargron That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!

Stefan Ritter :verified:

@Gargron Is this the movie where they kill his mammoth and then he goes crazy?

Typositoire :k8s:

@Gargron AND HIS NAME WAS JOHNNNNNNNNNN MASTODON 🎵 🎵 🎵

LucyWrambles

@Gargron Can the Mastodon mascot be renamed (named?) "John", now? Please?

Dave Wiseman

@Gargron Does this mean there'll be John Mastodon mugs, with the image of himself in a business power pose printed on it? I'd buy one of those .. perhaps not the John Mastodon calendar though..

zazzoo

@Gargron Is this like: John Mastodon! Moran!

?

Dave Wiseman

@Gargron "...and lo, it came to pass that December 17 became known as John Mastodon Day..."

Luis Carlos

@Gargron I don't know about that john mastodon guy, but add Interlingua and Interlingue to Mastodon's interface language list on crowdin.

Drew Mochak

@Gargron Maybe if they had higher text contrast, these things wouldn't happen!

AmiW Streetart 🍃

@Gargron 🤗😂😁 oh my god. 🤗Journalism? 😆

Akhenatobi & Meritaten etc.

@Gargron elon would have beef with that dude, too. 😅 unfortunately.

sn˙ɯǝpɔɯ@sɪʌɐɹʇ

@Gargron So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 🎵

Joel VanderWerf

@Gargron We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"

Micha

@Gargron Let’s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending 😜

Matthias Krämer

@Gargron That should be your Alias if you're doing a porn film.

YurkshireLad

@Gargron he’s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!

mmghouse

@Gargron the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.

YurkshireLad

@Gargron someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.

Blue

@Gargron@mastodon.social That was awesome! Would you consider changing a name, or, at least, taking a sort of authors pseudonym, lets say, Ivan Mamontov?

nichecrush

@Gargron
This is both hilarious and I'm already dreading how long it's going to last.

robflop

@Gargron@mastodon.social Might as well add this to your bio, really. You want people to be able to find you under your name after all.

Stéphane Calonnec🗿

@Gargron sounds like a videogame hero... Like Duke Nukem 🥰

Vix

@Gargron@mastodon.socialhry Hey John 👋

RIP PC Music
@Gargron pleroma devs been real silent after gargon dropped this fr fr
Laure

@Gargron add more link images. Or it gets boring

snaprails

@Gargron
I'm John Mastodon,
and so is my wife
😂

Dan

@Gargron “Live For Nothing, Or Die For Something.” (John Mastodon)

Andrew :arch:

@Gargron his name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon...

Andrew

@Gargron oh, that's your answer to everything

Perry Heun

@Gargron This decade's equivalent to the "Ed Balls" tweet?

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