@Gargron John Mastodon

@Gargron eugen was a lie

@Gargron 🤣 🤣 🤣

@Gargron@mastodon.social Great post, Eugen

@Gargron nice to meet you

@Gargron John Mastodon

@Gargron The mascot has a name, everybody

@Gargron Mastodon, John Mastodon

@Gargron this is your name forever now

@Gargron I feel like this should be a Buckaroo Bonzai reference.

@Gargron In my imagination John is wearing a top hat

@Gargron
Hi John👋

@Gargron als Künstlername eintragen lassen!

@Gargron give em hell dude

@Gargron how haven’t you changed your display name already

@Gargron This should clearly be the handle of your siteʻs parody account over on the bird site!

@Gargron hahahahahaha!

@Gargron so true king :christmasparrot:

@Gargron Hi John, nice to meet you 😂

@Gargron Hello, John.

@Gargron please change your username, this is better than Tim Apple

@Gargron
Petition to tell people that you can't buy Mastodon because John won't sell it.

@Gargron That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!

@Gargron John Mastodon’s of the world, unite!

@Gargron We are all #JohnMastodon

@Gargron Is this the movie where they kill his mammoth and then he goes crazy?

@Gargron :-D

@Gargron AND HIS NAME WAS JOHNNNNNNNNNN MASTODON 🎵 🎵 🎵

@Gargron Can the Mastodon mascot be renamed (named?) "John", now? Please?

@Gargron Does this mean there'll be John Mastodon mugs, with the image of himself in a business power pose printed on it? I'd buy one of those .. perhaps not the John Mastodon calendar though..

@Gargron 😂

@Gargron Is this like: John Mastodon! Moran!

?

@Gargron "...and lo, it came to pass that December 17 became known as John Mastodon Day..."

@Gargron I don't know about that john mastodon guy, but add Interlingua and Interlingue to Mastodon's interface language list on crowdin.

@Gargron Maybe if they had higher text contrast, these things wouldn't happen!

@Gargron #JohnMastodon

@Gargron 🤗😂😁 oh my god. 🤗Journalism? 😆

@Gargron I am #JohnMastodon

@Gargron Johannes Mammut.

@Gargron an epic media moment for Mastodon. lol! 🚽 #JohnMastodon

@Gargron elon would have beef with that dude, too. 😅 unfortunately.

@Gargron we can do this here 👇🏾

@Gargron 🤣 🤣 🤣

@Gargron either regrettably or fortuitously...

@Gargron #JohnMastodon

@Gargron hi John 👋

@Gargron who?

@Gargron a must-banned username on twitter

@Gargron So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 🎵

@Gargron We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"

@Gargron lol

@Gargron NO! I’m John Mastodon!!!

@Gargron Is he a friend of F.E. Diverse?

@Gargron 😆

@Gargron Let’s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending 😜

@Gargron @ipg LOOK

@Gargron That should be your Alias if you're doing a porn film.

@Gargron

@Gargron he’s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!

@Gargron the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.

@Gargron

John Mastodon 3:16

@Gargron someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.

@Gargron
Go, John Mastodon!

@Gargron@mastodon.social That was awesome! Would you consider changing a name, or, at least, taking a sort of authors pseudonym, lets say, Ivan Mamontov?

@Gargron wow, a banger fart, Eugen 👍

@Gargron
This is both hilarious and I'm already dreading how long it's going to last.

@Gargron@mastodon.social Might as well add this to your bio, really. You want people to be able to find you under your name after all.

@Gargron un grande Juanito Mastodonte.

@Gargron Drake clap . Jpg

@Gargron Welcome back, lol

@Gargron sounds like a videogame hero... Like Duke Nukem 🥰

@Gargron I stand with #JohnMastodon

@Gargron@mastodon.socialhry Hey John 👋

@Gargron I'm so glad I johned.

@Gargron I feel sorry for @John right now

@Gargron I smoked pot with Johnny Mastodon

@Gargron
Join John Mastodon 😂

@Gargron add more link images. Or it gets boring

@Gargron
I'm John Mastodon,
and so is my wife
😂

@Gargron John Mastodon

@Gargron “Live For Nothing, Or Die For Something.” (John Mastodon)

@Gargron 🤣

@Gargron My name is Mastodon, John Mastodon 😂🤣😂

@Gargron his name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon...

@Gargron 🦈

@Gargron Nice meeting you 😎🖖

@Gargron John Mastodon

@Gargron 😂​

@Gargron may we never forget him

@Gargron Mi nombre es Mastodon, John Mastodon

@Gargron oh, that's your answer to everything

@Gargron Team #JohnMastodon !

@Gargron for context:

https://chaos.social/@rixx/109530498873973707

@Gargron his name is John Mastodon

@Gargron This decade's equivalent to the "Ed Balls" tweet?