@Gargron People need to remember it's not just John Mastodon we should credit for all this. Don't forget Fred Verse, too! Owner of the Activity Pub.

@Gargron My name is Mastodon. John Mastodon. A vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. 😎 🍸

@Gargron "oh please: John Mastodon is my father. I go by Johnny Masto or J-Mast for short."

@Gargron 😆

@Gargron thats our new fediverse mascot right there

@Gargron

#JohnMastodon

@Gargron Be careful, these things have a way of sticking 🤣

@Gargron I can’t wait for this to be a meme

@Gargron I'm John Mastodon!

@Gargron BTW does our prehistoric mascot already have a name? If not... #JohnMastodon

@Gargron Citizen Mastodon

@Gargron
#HisNameWasJohnMastododon

@Gargron 😜 Is he extinct do you think?

@Gargron frederick verse

@Gargron I assume related to John Darksoul

@Gargron

Mastojohn

@Gargron I met Jose mastodon

@Gargron you can hang out with Tim Apple 😆

@Gargron

Free Him. His almighty power shouldn't be contained!

#freejohnmastodon #johnmastodon

@Gargron John Mastodon is your American alter-ego.

@Gargron

@Gargron thank u john mastodon for all u do

@Gargron Liv Twitter fears you

@Gargron Tim Apple and John Mastadon conference when

@Gargron I knew it that's your real name lol

The name's Mastodon, John Mastodon, asshole!

@Gargron Who is #JohnMastodon Galt?

@Gargron #JoinMastodon [sic]

@Gargron

I am John Mastodon

(we're doing the Spartacus thing, right?)

@Gargron

So, are we naming our beloved mascot John Mastodon or what?

#JohnMastodon

:neko_xd:

@Gargron RIP

@Gargron John Mastodon is the only person to fight Chuck Norris and they both called it a draw.

@Gargron you rang

@Gargron One of the greats, John Mastodon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/zmzwqu/comment/j0fzd19/

@Gargron That didn't last long . . .

Changing the i in Join to h in John,

But there are still plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

Joan Mastodon is available as of this toot.

@Gargron Just imagine my reaction when I saw #JohnMastodon trending. 😀

@Gargron covfefe

@Gargron Ah yes the frontman of Mastodon. Guy with the beard here. Wrote some open source social media platform and also tours regularly with his Atlanta-based metal band. Their second album is really good.

@Gargron John of us.😃 Credits to Marc Uwe

@Gargron

@Gargron feels like the new “Let’s Go Brandon”

@Gargron
cf. Ed Balls?

@Gargron did you already get a "Dear John letter" from SpaceKaren? 😂

@Gargron I heard John Mastodon had no problems getting past the doorman at Berghain. :-D #johnmastodon

@Gargron I'd consider changing my name legally LOL! #John #Mastodon #Shuddagonetospecsavers

@Gargron (By the way: This also answers the merchandise question: We want it with #johnmastodon) :-D

@Gargron

Ganz klare Referenz zu
@JConstantine80 😏

@Gargron Join Wick

@Gargron next t-shirt!

@Gargron

Sorry, can you tell them No.

Just that I've already got three John's in my world right now, and it's my John limit

My John
Our John
Uncle Cecil who is called John
(everyone has one of those uncles, right?)

@Gargron This site is free.

(But do tip your server, Patreon starts at only $1USD/month!)

@Gargron is this going to be our '30-50 feral hogs'?

What a time to be alive!

@gargron I propose that December 16th will henceforth be known as "John Mastodon Day" a bit like Twitter's "Ed Balls Day" but actually funny.

@Gargron

😂 😂😂😂

@Gargron

😂😂😂

@Gargron Would love to get to know him😀

@Gargron one of my favorite pro wrestlers before the heel turn

@Gargron
His name was John Mastodon.

@Gargron awesome name for a metal band.

@Gargron Wenn du tatsächlich John heißen würdest, könnten zumindest die ganzen angelsächsischen Journalisten deinen Namen richtig aussprechen 🤣

@Gargron I'm afraid so. #JohnMastodon is trending #1.

(Suddenly as I type this I realize it originated in a typo or misreading of "Join Mastodon". Because of course.)

@Gargron There is a typo, didn't you want to write: Join Mastodon ;-)

@Gargron aeiou

@Gargron the secret’s out, you’ve been unmasked… doxxed even

@Gargron

@Gargron 🤣😂

@Gargron aren't we all really John Mastodon?

@Gargron I think Twitter will not ban anybody whose last name is #Twitter.

@Gargron Mastodon is a social platform originally designed for schooner dentists, also known as Mastodontists.

@Gargron is this guy hot? Rich? A weirdo? What’s the fucking deal with John Mastodon? I feel confused.

@Gargron yes

@Gargron

Mortal enemy of Richard Twitter

@Gargron LoL

@gargron John Mastodon #JohnMastodon

@Gargron head of the Mastodon Corporation

@Gargron More like Mastojohn

@Gargron Ed Balls.

@Gargron 🤣

No one's ever seen John Mastodon and @Gargron in the same room.

#justsaying #conspiracy #facts #johnmastodon

@Gargron Next: John Mastodon Trading Cards.

@Gargron or perhaps his lesser-known counterpart, El Señor Mastodono.

@Gargron Is that your real name? Is Eugen Rochko just an alias?

;-)

@Gargron

@Gargron This is like an Ed Balls post.

@Gargron The guy said it

@Gargron Yes?

@Gargron
#JohnMastodon

@Gargron Why isn’t this your display name right now?

@Gargron

@Gargron 🤭

@Gargron are you John Mastodon?

@Gargron *cheers wildly*

@Gargron mah' name John Mastodon, mah' mission...

@Gargron
Its about as stupid as "Tim Apple" or "John Halo"

@Gargron the one the only, John Eugene “Gargdon” Rochko Mastodon

@Gargron Eugen👇this is from Washington Post article published today, like I said before please “unite” all the servers, this is the main problem keeping new users away from this platform, social media should be a big conference room not like this small castle with 100 rooms and toliets hidden 
During Mastodon sign-up process with choosing a server lost me twice led to just quitting the sign-up, I am 100% sure other twittermigrants newbies feel the same

@Gargron
Wird #JohnMastodon der nächste Ernst August Dölle (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_August_D%C3%B6lle)? 😆

@Gargron Hilariously someone has set up a LinkedIn for #JohnMastodon

Under education "Invented social media. Invented memes." 😂

https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-mastodon-61904525b/