@georgetakei They will double as a handy fire-starter in a pinch

@georgetakei I guess he's helpfully providing the world with entertainment...

@georgetakei Hahaha - that is a good idea - let him and make the phone work only on Mars.

@georgetakei muskphone? Let the dumpster fire continues

@georgetakei as well as could be expected for someone at the height of hubris

@georgetakei He is imploding faster than a Tesla

@georgetakei Clearly very well indeed...

@georgetakei There's already a freeze peach phone anyway https://anarc.at/blog/2019-05-13-free-speech/

@georgetakei Christmas arriving early I see

@georgetakei given tesla reputation that phone would be like a Samsung 7. No thanks.

@georgetakei too late to buy nokia?

@georgetakei All that has to be said about this kind of people, fits into three words: #TaxTheRich

@georgetakei I do not think he has any idea how complicated modern phones are. He didn't design the tesla or spacex ships. Subtle projects cannot be done with a heavy hand.

@georgetakei We've seen this story in Kingsman... You're not fooling me Elmo! 🤣

@georgetakei He's not mad. Please don't report that he's mad.

@georgetakei Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Lmao

@georgetakei As if we don't have enough going on in the world.

@georgetakei Twitter right now

@georgetakei @RIDDLES

@georgetakei : Will th enew phone catch fire in your pocket?

@georgetakei so he’s chronically delusional versus acutely delusional.

@georgetakei I believe that ship has sailed. #phone #Apple #Google

@georgetakei I hope they do.Serve him right.

@georgetakei Can the app store ban a specific model of phone ?

@georgetakei Splendidly!

@georgetakei as well as can be expected nowadays, I suppose.

Musk dijo que si Apple y Google bloquea la aplicación de twitter, va a crear un nuevo teléfono 😂

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@georgetakei #stopblowingupmyphone

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@georgetakei Oh sweet, the Samsung Note 7 will be making a comeback!

@georgetakei
A new computers and search engines too?
#askingforafriend

@georgetakei It's a shame amazon probably have "Fire" tied up as a trademark, the Musk "Fire starter" phone could be quite something

@georgetakei I'm imagining exploding rockets and Samsung phones 😅

@georgetakei His next venture will to be writing a book named "1000 ways to lose everything"!

@georgetakei anyone who can't make a phone on a whim just isn't hardcore enough

@georgetakei @byn with blackjack and hookers, no doubt. 🤖

@georgetakei Oh it seems to be going in a spectacular manner, George. Musk and Twitter appear to be imploding exactly as predicted.

@georgetakei And his own phone company? What would that be called? Muskatel?

@georgetakei It's the kind of phone where you can only call to praise him. Any hint of criticism and it hangs up automatically.

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Twitter is irrelevant, tiny & over .....check this out

@georgetakei And then when no phone company will provide service to his phones, he will provide phone service through Starlink to his own phones.... and then he will have his own little network of fans who hate everyone but him. Maybe they can all just go with him to Mars and give us some peace for once... #elon #Twitter

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All he creates is chaos, but I'm sure he knows a guy...

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We can hope that his tELophONe won't run over any children.

@georgetakei please God let this happen, this man is going to ruin himself doubling down on everything

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This is the best visual I can imagine for what's happening to twitter.

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🤣

@georgetakei and if that phone don't sell, elon's gonna buy a bunch o' consumers.

@georgetakei
I kind of feel bad for the little dude. It's like watching your friend buy a shit-box Corvette, dump his perfectly decent, intelligent wife for a set of plastic tits and an annoying laugh, and become a day-trader.

@georgetakei Riiiiight. 😂

@georgetakei lmao. and, just like Tesla, it'll involve endless beta software and dubious engineering and ethics.

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@georgetakei
He becomes more repulsive by the minute

@georgetakei Musk is the modern-day Howard Hughes.

@georgetakei Sunk Cost Fallacy in action then?

@georgetakei bond fire of the vanities.
It really says something that #Musk 's megalomania exceeds #Trump 's . 45 has real competition

@georgetakei I wasn't aware that Elon Musk considered doing stand-up comedy. 🤔

@georgetakei brilliant idea! Who among us wouldn't buy a whole new phone with a new phone plan just to get screamed at by Russian troll farms?

@georgetakei Lol apparently not. I did see it but didn't know the context. Good to know

@georgetakei He’s delirious

@georgetakei he’d have to buy a controlling stake in a phone manufacturer since he doesn’t build anything

@georgetakei Oh the Elon ego!!!

@georgetakei I rarely giggle, but this made me 😀 let's wait for the new world created by Mr. Elon

@georgetakei Sounds like a great idea for him. Maybe it will knock another $50B from his pocket. What an egomaniacal Tool he is. Yuck.

@georgetakei "a new phone" AHAHAHAHAAHAAAHA... HAHAAA... Oh god he's fucking KIDDING right? He's gotta be. He can't even run Twitter properly. Shit, I'm surprised he can even wipe his ass on his own! Teslas keep crashing and killing pedestrians and exploding, all the advertisers have left Twitter and he can't even decide on who he wants to fire and who he wants to keep. Y'know what - go on then, build your special phone, Elon. We'll need something to roast the marshmallows over.

@georgetakei
Tesla had another recall today - maybe he's required elsewhere?

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Will it burst into flames when a call comes through? 🔥

#LoneSmuk

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Great, just what need, something that’s going to blow up in my pocket

@georgetakei As others have said, it'll be either an off brand Chinese clunker phone with a custom Android OS or just something that a few thousand slobbering Elon nerds will buy and then it'll die.

@georgetakei sounds expensive for Tesla stockholders.

@georgetakei I wonder if he’ll use the Freedom Phone aka the one preferred by North Korea because you can root those phones easily.

@georgetakei Whoa...he's threatening to go hardcore! 🤣

@georgetakei it's going well in the sense that Musk's inability to contribute meaningfully to a company's operation is now painfully public.

This isn't new knowledge, but at least it's harder to ignore now!

@georgetakei A Tesla Phone with funny angles made out of tin. 😂 I prefer Star Treks ideas they worked 👍 Twitter worked because of society being there once the corporates take over it’s biased for their own ends. Ha har with you George it’s not going well.

@georgetakei he's more likely to buy out someone else's and pretend it's his own

@georgetakei I’m sure people are just lining up to work for him. Lol.

@georgetakei "Hey Siri, remind me about the crazy successulf an dhugely popular 'Freedom Phone', would you?"

@georgetakei Interpretation. Waaaa Waaaa waaaaa... And I'll buy into someone else's phone company because I don't actually create things, I buy into them... Waaaaa waaaaa

@georgetakei It will cost $10,000, but include a bot for writing tweets.

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@georgetakei Everything is meaningless to him...and he takes no responsibility for anything he does.

@georgetakei first of all, the hubris of billionaires, eh. Secondly, willing to bet that the Super Elon Phone won't be allowed on aircraft.

@georgetakei Teslaphone, PhoneX, Twitphone, Hyperphone, ... so many possibilities

@georgetakei Oh, I would love to see the kind of Tesla wreck of a phone he creates.

@georgetakei and the phone would probably sell even worse than (now discontinued) Windows Phone.

@georgetakei 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@georgetakei He wants to control the entire ecosystem, so I don't put it past him to try, but he has alienated half of his customer base. That's next level business sense, amiright?

@georgetakei I’m sure investors will jump at the chance to invest after $44 billion goes down the tubes.

@georgetakei It's apparentlyy hard to be a belligerent misanthrope.

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I can picture it now: oversized, heavy, with cheap gold plating that rubs off and turns your fingers black, pre-loaded with photoshopped images of Mango Mussolini.

@georgetakei Fine with me. Have him create the MagaPhone 1.0. Make it red and shiny so we can see from far away who the bigots are.

@georgetakei
That has to be one of the more laughable things he’s said!

@georgetakei He's more than a bit clueless, he is. He needs to develop and manufacture the phone, develop the OS and all the phone and messaging apps, develop a twitter app. I do not foresee this going well, and it certainly won't go quickly.

@georgetakei On the one hand, there's a grim amusement in watching him dig himself into an ever deeper hole. On the other hand, it's tragic. That much money could have been used to do something that would benefit humanity greatly.

@georgetakei oh good grief.

@georgetakei Sure. Elmo can be the CEO (and chief code reviewer) for four companies. Why not. 🙄🙄

@georgetakei Awesome strategy: threaten ginormous corporations he needs to survive years before he can make his fail phone fail.