@georgetakei just wait for the exploding phone batteries. 😂

@georgetakei he’s already been working on a new phone. It’s called the PI phone. Really.

@georgetakei oh boy, isn't anyone there, in his inner circle, who can tell him that he's MAKING A Fword clown of himself?

@georgetakei this is absolutely the behavior of a well rounded and stable individual. Especially when you consider the sheer level of financial hemorrhage going on right now and what that would add on. >>

@georgetakei he’ll need to buy a phone maker than litigate/buy the right to call himself “founder” like he did Tesla.

@georgetakei <facepalm> Oy-veh!

@georgetakei he would have to give the phone away to so many people to recover an adequate level of users because who would end their phone contact early to buy a musk phone? So, yeah, going well.

@georgetakei

It's going a lot like this:

#twitter

@georgetakei His own phone, huh?

@georgetakei Other than Tesla and SpaceX, Elon's exploits have not been roaring successes. I suppose that Elon dividing his time between shiny things would mean that he has less opportunity to really screw up each one, though.

@georgetakei
THIS is why psyducks have constant headaches :psyduck:

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@georgetakei Is it turtles all the way down to electricity?

@georgetakei The Windows Phone failed, and was produced by a better entrepreneur. Huawei is being actively propped up by the Chinese government and marketed as the patriotic choice of the PRC and STILL trails two other phone companies (one of which is Chinese).

Keeping that new phone afloat might be harder than Twitter.

@georgetakei So we'll have iOS, Android OS and Fanboy OS soon?

@georgetakei the tweet phone was such a success last time...

@georgetakei get it from the respirator store

@georgetakei I mean it worked will for MS, Blackberry, Nokia, etc. I'm sure Elon's phone will do well. 👀

@georgetakei why are you piling on with the Elon Musk haters?

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Let him burn up all his resources building a kingdom of dumb kings.

@georgetakei swimmingly!

@georgetakei - Will the battery explode/set fire to the phone at random intervals? Will users have to pay a subscription fee to get more than 6 hours of battery life?

@georgetakei
As I exited Twitter, it will not matter to me.

As for the new phone - good luck! I don't see a future there.

Maybe, I am not smart enough. But at least, I would not be a jackass firing my employees who made money for me.
#elonmusk #Twitter #phone #google #apple

@georgetakei kinda hoping it's a flip phone that chirps like a ST communicator and the Roddenberry estate sues that crap outta him.

@georgetakei The Tesla phone will be $2000 and you can only charge it at selected places all over America.

#Elon is the living embodiment of the Dunning - Kruger effect.

@georgetakei I know! You’d think he might reflect a bit and realize maybe he’s part of the problem, but hey, his fanboys and bot followers are already drooling at the prospect of owning his “special” phone.
Hard pass from me! 🤣

@georgetakei The more money, time, and attention he’s wasting “developing” a new phone, the less he has to spend on some of the more harmful stuff he could be doing.

@georgetakei Maybe they'll spontaneously explode.... 😂

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@georgetakei great news for jobs in China for sure.

@georgetakei your Tesla robot can carry your Tesla phone to your Cybertruck that you drive on the California hyperloop, right?

@georgetakei Does he not know that sideloading apps on Android is a thing?

@georgetakei
In Australian vernacular: Yeah, nah!

@georgetakei I am grateful this Thanksgiving that Elon is not a natural born citizen of the U.S., and thus is not eligible to run for president someday.

@georgetakei I especially like how his fanbois are piling on about how iPhone and Android are just "woke, biased, and anti-privacy" and how easy it would be for Musk to make a smartphone since he's "already landed men on Mars."

@georgetakei It would be awesome if he sunk more money (read: Tesla shares) into a new smartphone and then the major mobile carriers refuse to support it.

@georgetakei Imagine the bugs it would have

@georgetakei he has no developers left to fork yet another Android operating system.

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Because the Facebook phone and the Amazon phone were so successful?

Ahh..other billionaires have tried, "flopped & flamed out".

https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/fire-phone-one-year-later-why-amazons-smartphone-flamed-out/

https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/heres-why-the-facebook-phone-flopped/

@georgetakei He's delusional.

@georgetakei Space Karen phone that flies to Mars?

Like Jordan Peele said, NOPE!

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Will the phones start running over people,. too?

@georgetakei Musk certainly thinks he's very powerful. I'm looking forward to him learning that he isn't.

@georgetakei According to Musk, he can create anything... We've seen others try to challenge the major ones like Samsung, and Apple...and they fell flat on their faces...

@georgetakei what phone maker will he buy so that people can imagine he created it?

@georgetakei
He could just rebrand the
Samsung Galaxy Note 7
as Twitter Torch X

@georgetakei so much winning george. hope you are well.

@georgetakei Lol... he has never created anything! He buys what others have created and claims he created it and the way he's going he won't have the funds to keep that up much longer.

@georgetakei Sounds like an explosive idea!

@georgetakei Oh boy, another musk toy we can boycott. Just one more thing.🙄

@georgetakei Just to add to my previous post, I have a better chance at winning a gold medal...in female gymnastics (I'm a guy) than Musk has at beating the bigger phone carriers...

@georgetakei Funny, the idea of Elmu creating something!

@georgetakei Dear Mr. Takei. This feels like the closest I’ve ever been to you. We’ve always loved and admired you from a distance. I’m so grateful for Mastodon. Knowing you are here makes me plant this seed. Muchos Gracias Amigo! 💛 🙏

@georgetakei The hilarious part is he'd pitch that as a solution, as opposed to just setting up a competing app store.

@georgetakei I thought we already tried freedom phones? or whatever they were called.

@georgetakei his cars are falling apart and Twitter is in shambles. Does anyone think any cell phone he creates will be viable?
(Remember the cyber truck reveal when a guy smashed the invincible, indestructible glass? 😂)

@georgetakei
Quick someone copyright MagaMobile

@georgetakei
That is delightful!
We all love to watch a dumpster fire from afar. 🗑️🔥

@georgetakei will the phone explode like a Tesla pika?

@georgetakei the new Musk-Rat Phone is sure to be a big hit. 😜

@georgetakei I mean, it'll tell me something important about them if I see someone using one.

@georgetakei so Elon the manchild Musk is going to create a new phone if Apple and Google ban Twitter from their platform. Wow. Things just keep getting more and more interesting.

@georgetakei he fails to understand that even if he builds the phone, which carrier would permit his phones be used on the network. Has he failed to understand that networks can prohibit phone? What does he plan on doing building an entire global network? That's what he gets for not admitting he is in over his head ,& it's not all about technology. There's a people & mental aspect to life.

Sadly he just doesn't understand.

Too much money doesn't equate to common sense

@georgetakei the death spiral kind of well

@georgetakei not so much 😏

Please 🙏 don't support Musk any longer. Ditch Twitter.

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@georgetakei yeah Elon, Start making Muskphones. That’ll drain cash faster than 3 Twitters. #Blackberry#Nokia#Motorola#Kyocera

@georgetakei I think drugs are involved now. Not weed, serious drugs

@georgetakei Are we taking serious bets yet? I want in.