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George Takei

What’s worse

Anonymous poll

Poll

Malignant narcissist politicians
7,251
58.6%
Billionaire man babies
4,555
36.8%
Explosive diarrhea
559
4.5%
12,365 people voted.
Voting ended 23 Nov 2022 at 0:05.
562 comments
Concerned Canuck

@georgetakei The first two give me explosive diarrhea, so take that for what it's worth.

BigA

@georgetakei Explosive diarrhea is a very distant second, while the others are tied for first.

bexbot

@georgetakei well, at least explosive diarrhea serves a real, important purpose.

Joya

@georgetakei@universeodon.comhttps://youtu.be/mHFusD9xuH4

Judmarc

@georgetakei All these choices are in fact the same thing.

PPN

@georgetakei I am not choosing between pest and cholera. Besides we already know what the true answer is 😐. youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

Sean (The Virtual Horizon)

@georgetakei Gotta take a 4th option here…

D: Both A and B

Paula Zimm

@georgetakei It was very difficult to decide on this one. But, explosive diarrhea doesn’t seem so bad anymore in comparison to the other two.

Akoman

@georgetakei depends on the current temporal anomaly and any surge at tachyons.

Andra Dare

@georgetakei You've give us three choices describing the same thing. :)

James Milton

@georgetakei I feel the poll needs a "too close to call" option...

Matt Erickson

@georgetakei I'm rather of the opinion that the billionaire man babies make malignant narcissist politicians possible. Not just the man-babies who run the two most popular social networking sites, but also the man-baby who likes putting his name on towers, and the other man-baby who owns the big news network globally.

SurlySam

@georgetakei this was a really hard choice, actually.

Lesley Carhart :unverified:

@georgetakei I feel like in the long term the billionaires may be doing the most damage, but it is really hard to say.

Christie Dudley

@hacks4pancakes @georgetakei *points to SCOTUS* nope. The orange guy. (Although billionaire man-babies could be contributing to creating orange guys.)

Lesley Carhart :unverified:

@longobord @georgetakei the latter long game is what I’m musing about. Billionaires have funneled a lot into the post Reagan GOP with very specific intent.

Christie Dudley

@hacks4pancakes @georgetakei True... but those are arguably less man-babies than connivers.

Lesley Carhart :unverified:

@longobord @georgetakei a very fair point, if any of them ever actually get to develop into full adults in their sheltered worlds.

OneBitOfEntropy

@hacks4pancakes @georgetakei

I'd say in general that any concentration of power into a single clique, whether fascist, king, oligarch or planned economy will always inevitably lead to evil. The only goal should be to limit the amount of power available to any small group of entities.

Unless that group happens to be super-intelligent spaceships with whimsical names, which I would be fully okay with.

.seaks

@georgetakei it’s a regular Sophie’s choice ya got there

Faulpilz

@georgetakei
Eieiei, mich am frühen Morgen vor so eine Entscheidung zu stellen finde ich jetzt aber auch eher so naja...

Anna Panek

@georgetakei

having to stay on a social platform with both first two points AND a stream of something brown in the mentions on top of that - I`d call that the worst of the worst.

PeterDTown

@georgetakei if politicians were worth anything they’d put the billionaire class in their place. Therefore, politicians are worse. Also, diarrhea happens.

Alpha "sinza" Sparx

@georgetakei

As someone who has had to clean up (a loved one's) explosive diarrhea, I'm convinced that's the least worst thing in this poll.

Leo Fosse on Mastodon

@georgetakei
Explosive diarrhea is bad, but it goes away after a while.

The other two can go on for years or longer.

DougG_YVR 🏳‍🌈

@georgetakei I wish the Explosive Diarreah on both of the others.

RealOly

@georgetakei we can vote the politicians out, explosive diarrhea will eventually end, but there is probably no getting rid of billionaire man babies

Em :official_verified:

@georgetakei
I like that the Explosive diarrhea is not even a big deal in this poll.

Kevin Matsumoto

@georgetakei if explosive diarrhea wins, will you reinstate it?

Nick

@georgetakei

Explosive diarrhea can be combated with medication and/or treatment, and while bad, it's not the worst.

Billionaire man babies can be held responsible for their actions, but it's not easy. It's worse, but it's not the worst. Because it depends on...

...NOT having malignant narcissist politicians. Those are the worst.

With malignant narcissist politicians, the billionaire man babies will run amok and there will be no medical services to combat explosive diarrhea.

understand111

@georgetakei “Let me control a nation’s money, and I care not who makes the laws.”
- Mayer Amschel Rothschild

That’s why I chose “Billionaire Man-Babies.”

Minerva

@georgetakei i thought the worst was diarrhea 🤢🤭😅

Z(achary) Yaro

@georgetakei Eliminate billionares → They can't keep spending ridiculous sums of money to keep the malignant narcissist politicians in office → We can improve health care in this country, including for explosive diarrhea!

understand111

@georgetakei
Billionaire Man-Babies can cure the entire world’s explosive diarrhea with just a small fraction of their wealth.

And on the other hand, with just a fraction of their wealth, Billionaire Man-Babies can also assassinate any politician who resists them, assassinate that politician’s loved ones, make the murders look like an accident, bury all murder investigations, and use mainstream media to demonize the victims.

Archie

@georgetakei a lot of you have never had explosive diarrhea and it shows

Fluofish🐀

@georgetakei
@georgetakei Don't underestimate toilet seat splashback.
It's politicians and billionaires in the poll though. Explosive diarrhea can sometimes lead to a sense of relief.

Bas ❤️ Will 🍚

@georgetakei damnit George, I'm a networkengineer, not a philosopher!

Human Mimic

@georgetakei two of those were a tossup and somehow it wasn't the diarrhea

PS Pete

@georgetakei I’m looking for D.) all of the above

FlyingBeanius

@georgetakei I’ll take explosive diarrhoea over the other two. I’m exhausted of self serving, malicious, egotistical politicians trampling on the people they are supposed to serve and billionaires that bullies and divides the working class. You can flush diarrhoea away, the other two…no.

coolpup🇨🇦️🌻️🎡🧉

@georgetakei All of the above, since some seem to have characteristics of all three.

Grow In Peace

@georgetakei
Seems like getting rid of the narcissist politicians, would eventually result in a whole lot fewer billionaire man babies...

RRB

@georgetakei Trick question. They are all the same thing.

Erik Nilsson

@georgetakei well after my family has gone a number of weeks of diarrhoea ping-ponging between family members and generally feeling rubbish, I would have to vote the other two as being equally the worst 😀

Jaye

@georgetakei 1 & 2 .. watching StarTrek now ❤️

Michael Jarrett

@georgetakei billionaire man baby is annoying, but at least I get cool cars and rockets out of it.
All I get from malignant narcissist politicians are endless facepalms.

Bitch Pudding

@georgetakei All of the above should have been an option.😜

Max Riethmuller (TechLife)

@georgetakei George, I only see one option in your poll, repeated three times.

Raz

@georgetakei I chose billionaire man babies as that may include some malignant narcissist politicians. But it’s really all three, isn’t it?

Bethie in AZ 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)

@georgetakei I would accept having explosive diarrhea for the rest of my life if the world could be rid of the first two choices.

Markus Mars :verified:

@georgetakei number two goes hand in hand with number one and leads to number three.

nicamlg

@georgetakei diarrhea is only really, really bad if you are not in the "private room". 😃
And, it passes soon (usually), and if you keep hydrated, it's all good.

The other two.. hum. Depends really on how much access to power 1 or 2 have.

DELETED

@georgetakei All of the above.

But I would put up with explosive diarrhoea if it ment the other two where gone. 😁💖

Stevewhiteraven

@georgetakei Malignant narcissist politicians I put as worst but Billionaire man babies probably support the first option..so difficult to decide but at least Imodium will help sort out the explosive diarrhoea

Darthdzl

@georgetakei There's something wrong with the poll. I can only pick one. 😁

Darthdzl

@georgetakei But seriously, the second enables the first.

Philipp Michel Reichold

@georgetakei Tough call. Like a nursing board exam-- two potentially right answers and an obviously wrong answer.

Joakim

@georgetakei if you take out the word "billionare" those 3 options look like one and the same!

Gwen on the move

@TomRaftery @georgetakei in fairness No.2 covers No. 1 but ironically No. 2 doesn’t cover No. 3…

Tom Raftery

@Claredaisy @georgetakei I'm not sure number 2 covers number 1 Gwen. Not all malignant narcissist politicians are billionaires. Is Boris a billionaire, for example (genuine question, I don't know, but I suspect not)?

mikegaziotis

@georgetakei A lot of the malignant narcissist politicians seem to be getting enabled by the billionaires. So it’s hard to separate them. Not talking about Musk specifically either, he’s only doing what Murdoch did with Fox and NY Post years ago.

However, be it billionaires or corporate lobbies, I just wish big money didn’t have such an outsized influence on news & politics. They are using divide and qonquer tactics to get people to vote against their own self-interests

Phil Allsopp

@georgetakei at least explosive diarrhea cleans out the problem. The other two choices are, I think, greatly magnified by unchecked capitalism which celebrates & rewards both types of destructive personality traits.

Keef

@georgetakei Explosive diarrhea effects me personally and I can cure it. You will never cure the other options.

Dave

@georgetakei
You're not making this choice easy, Sulu. 😁

Kirsti Louise Roberts-Addicott

@georgetakei Close call... I know a billionaire who wears a nappy whilst on-line... He didn't want to miss a thing...He missed something for sure

Mr Spock 🖖

@georgetakei
Well I voted for one, yet the top two deserve equal billing. 🖖

Jason Thomas

@georgetakei well with Trump you get all three.except the billionaire bit

Rigelian Art 🌈 🌊 🌐 🇺🇦

@georgetakei
Worst however are the supporters and enablers of #1 and #2.

Regardless of whether they ate Pumpkin #Boebert's quality rodeo pork sliders or not to qualify for #3.

/rmk

Neil

@georgetakei the Space Karen would get my vote today, but I'm mindful of tomorrow.

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