@georgetakei I’m torn between two.
At least there’s relief from one.

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You can vote out politicians.

@georgetakei these choices are hard.

@georgetakei You can clean up after explosive diarrhea. You can vote out politicians. Billionaires man babies can stick around unchecked for decades

@georgetakei Where's the "All of the Above" choice? Or the "A and B" choice? 😀

@georgetakei given those three choices I'll take the diarrhea, any day.

@georgetakei Is there really a difference?

@georgetakei all shit, and none belong online!

@georgetakei If this were a Venn diagram, set 3 would encompass sets 1 and 2.

@georgetakei Oh, man! Why are these our choices?

@georgetakei All of the above...?

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Is "Yes" and allowable response?

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explosive diarrhea isn’t really that bad…

@georgetakei glad you’re here

@georgetakei all the above, at the same time...

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There's a difference?

@georgetakei I can't decide.

@georgetakei explosive diarrhea is the least of our worries. Man babies, narcissistic politicians the worse. I know I checked rich man babies which was a mistake on my part.

@georgetakei wow that's a hard list to pick from

@georgetakei how to choose….how to choose…I would like to choose all, but explosive poop needs to be accompanied by you being surrounded by people important to you, while surrounded by video cameras at the moment President Biden pauses your Medal of Honor ceremony momentarily to shake hands with aliens during first contact and you’re wearing white. Even the shoes.

@georgetakei they’re the same thing.

@georgetakei all the above.

@georgetakei can we choose 2 please

@georgetakei Yes.

@georgetakei there’s a cure for explosive diarrhea in the form of pink liquid. It’s been said Voting can keep narcissistic politicians out of office, but how do you keep a billionaire man-baby from destroying social discourse?

@georgetakei So THAT'S All-Head Mondays? I'm so disappointed. Yet intrigued, nonetheless.

@georgetakei Oh lordy, who could choose? I suppose the ED is the least bad.

@georgetakei I wanted to hit Diarrhea but then I remember what gives me diarrhea it’s Republicans

@georgetakei Dunno, but I'm expecting to see a mix of the three at some point

@georgetakei Should have been a question like "What would you like to have while on a packed train?"

@georgetakei I experienced 4 years of a malignant narcissistic politician , I have only had explosive diarrhea when preparing for a colonoscopy, I’d rather prepare for that colonoscopy.

@georgetakei so hard to choose. No clear winner.

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Give me the fecal leakage every day

@georgetakei Needs a 4th choice "Yes".

@georgetakei had to answer… had to rank based on “blast radius” 👍

@georgetakei How do I choose:

- 1984
- Neuromancer
- That time I ate the bad pulled pork at grandma's pool party

@georgetakei but they all are gawd awful

@georgetakei Had a hard time choosing between the first two options. Option number 3 at least resolves itself after a while.

@georgetakei aren’t they all the same? 😂

@georgetakei At least diarrhea exists to address a problem.

@georgetakei All three, George. They’re all bad.

@georgetakei they're the same thing.

@georgetakei hmmm, that's a tough one

@georgetakei So I’m majoritarian in this nabeq.

@georgetakei Choices.

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Narcissistic political billionaire man babies with explosive diarrhea would have been a good choice too.

@georgetakei All of the above

@georgetakei that’s really a tough one.

@georgetakei There's medication for the explosive diarrhea. The others... so hard to decide!

@georgetakei all of the above? Least of all, diarrhea…

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The diarrhea makes you feel gooood, just once you get it out.

The other 2 have no upside.

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D. All the above.

@georgetakei tough one but I’ll take #3 over the other two 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.

@georgetakei It's like a chicken or egg question between the first two options....

@georgetakei can I have an All of the above option?

@georgetakei D. all of the above.

@georgetakei Cruel to make us choose between the lowest levels of hell.

@georgetakei we all know the *loser* of this poll (is neither of the two *losers* being subtooted [is that a thing? I think it's gotta be a thing. At least on a poll discussing "explosive diarrhea", "subtooting" is totally a thing]. You're welcome!)

@georgetakei Hm, it seems people do not think that the simple existence of billionaires is as bad as the constant that politicians will be narcisists. What do you think, George? Can we pull around?

@georgetakei I feel like there's an unfortunate degree of overlap between categories A and B.

@georgetakei can I choose all three?

@georgetakei at least the last one eventually goes away!!

@georgetakei The way I see it, billionaire man babies buy the politicians or at least enable them.
The diarrhea is manageable.

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Sorry, but all the above. I have crohns so live with the diarhea.

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I chose Billionaires because I see them as the people behind the politicians, pulling the strings. (Bad) Politicians are mostly puppets.

@georgetakei Option 3 is somewhat curable. ⛲

@georgetakei 🤔 I got nothing

@georgetakei explosive diarrhea is the best of the bunch

@georgetakei It seems many people vote Musk over an explosive diarrhea. 🤣

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The problem with Malicious politicians is that you can't safely ignore them without them potentially hurting a lot of people.

Billionaires tend to affect the world less, and diarrhea ruins the day of only one or two people.

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Sometimes the billionaire man-baby and the narcissistic politician is the same burnt-orange shaded dude.

@georgetakei that's a really tough one as both Malignant Narcissist Politicians and Billionaire Man Babies are both significantly worse than explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei need an all of the above option

@georgetakei malignant narcissist politicians noodling with billionaire man babies

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Billionaires control the politicians.

I actually don’t mind explosive diarrhea…if I’m at home already.

@georgetakei that's a real sophies choice my dude. one of those things is clearly not at the same level as the other two, i think we both know which one, now bring on the taco bell

@georgetakei Missed one .. All of the above

@georgetakei I've had explosive diarrhea, it is truly terrible.

@georgetakei there needs to be an 'all of the above' option 😂

@georgetakei kinda scary when explosive diarrhea is the best of the three. But then, with Trump you get all three in one package

@georgetakei billionaire man babies that enable the other two choices are the worst.

@georgetakei this was a tough one!

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All of the above

@georgetakei Believe nothing that is not in your own experience. I have never met a billionaire nor have I met a malignant narcissist politician. Therefore...

@georgetakei Billionaire man babies that become malignant narcissist politicians?

@georgetakei yes

@georgetakei …unless all three come as a package deal

@georgetakei Diarrhea goes away eventually

@georgetakei All of the above.

@georgetakei on personal level 3, otherwise 1

@georgetakei I'm not sure which is worse - the politicians or the billionaires- but i'd rather have explosive diarrhea

@georgetakei is there a difference between the first two?

@georgetakei A very tough decision due to the similarity of all three, all of the above !

@georgetakei The first two should be one choice since they are equally terrible

@georgetakei Explosive Diarrhea is the best of the lot

@georgetakei tough choices there George.

@georgetakei This is a hard decision! 😂