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George Takei

What’s worse

Anonymous poll

Poll

Malignant narcissist politicians
7,251
58.6%
Billionaire man babies
4,555
36.8%
Explosive diarrhea
559
4.5%
12,365 people voted.
Voting ended 23 Nov 2022 at 0:05.
562 comments
Sarah Maywalt

@georgetakei I know which one is best: Explosive diarrhea. Can't pick between the other two.

nyx

@georgetakei At least explosive diarrhea gives you some relief at the end, we cannot say the same for the other two

Matt P

@georgetakei Yeah the first two are bad, but clearly 95% of people have never had the most explosivest diarrhea... It changes you man...

Mark N

@georgetakei that's a hard choice. A. Really. Really. Hard. Choice.

Dennis Jernberg

@georgetakei I'd have said "yes" (my customary answer) until I realized that explosive diarrhea is something you can get over. There's too little difference between the first two, so I consider them the same plague.

Hoigwai

@georgetakei I think billionaire man babies are worse because they can easily control the politicians.

Steven Johnson

@georgetakei Is there really any difference between them

ReverendRef

@georgetakei The problem with the poll is that numbers 1&2 (no pun intended) negatively affects all of society, while number 3 only affects me. While I may not like number 3, it only lasts for a limited time; 1&2 last for generations.

Marc L

@georgetakei the absolute worst is when a malignant narcissist politician is also a billionaire man baby while I have explosive diarrhea.

Pedro

@georgetakei not certain which is worst. I’m pretty certain I know which makes the least mess.

greasy_pancakes

@georgetakei
I only voted the explosive one because I can ignore the other two and pretend they don't exist.

Chris Mingus

@georgetakei I'm going to say "Malignant narcissist politicians", because those often ARE billionaire man babies.

Royce

@georgetakei Malignant narcissist politicians enable the other two.

Jay The Movie Guy

@georgetakei It can't be diarrhea, because at least that is easier to get rid of.

Sarah Marie Nicolosi

@georgetakei Says my husband: "Well, at least explosive diarrhea you can just flush."

numbakrunch

@georgetakei Solve that second one and the first one will purge itself over time, not unlike that third one.

Andria

@georgetakei I said billionaire man babies because they can buy malignant narcissist politicians and then it’s a parfait of bullshit.

Ed Foss

@georgetakei RE your poll.
Not much of a choice - all miserable.

Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.

Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone.
Problem is that no one would believe me.

Maybe you could borrow the TARDIS while your are in the UK?
You might need a letter from the King.

@georgetakei RE your poll.
Not much of a choice - all miserable.

Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.

Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone.
Problem is that no one would believe me.

spinster

@georgetakei There are FDA approved treatments for diarrhea

sitnuok

@georgetakei trick question Mr Takei, with all 3 you still wind up with an embarrassing load in your pants.

Jyrgen N

@georgetakei
Difficult to say. Explosive diarrhea is certain a pain... huh, unfortunate metaphor here. Well, it is certainly unpleasant, but it is over after a while. These alternatives tend to hang on much longer.

🌸𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕊𝕒𝕟🌸

@georgetakei Oh you wonderful person, this poll made me laugh so hard xD

DELETED

@georgetakei
Well, C is often an affect caused by contact with A or B. A is an enabler of B, and vice versa. I submit D - a system/mindset that accepts A and B as the price to pay in a free and unencumbered society. (Never did pick... OK, C because it qualitatively includes A and B.

SoapyFMF

@georgetakei Flawed poll, the first two choices overlap.

Paul Caggegi

@georgetakei billionaire man baby politician narcissists ARE explosive diarrhoea

Beril Maples

@georgetakei I voted for billionaire man babies because they fund the narcissist politicians among many other things.

𝓢𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓰 🕹️🎮🛸👽

@georgetakei What about billionaire man babies who spew verbal explosive diarrhoea? 💩 🤣

JeffRome

@godpod Alex, I'll have explosive diarrhea for 200, please

Tarkus

@godpod @georgetakei When in doubt, go with the politicians.

Yohannon

@Tarkus @godpod @georgetakei Yuppers... they can do the most damage, even if it's under the billionaires influence.

Aetius

@godpod @georgetakei c'mon! Thats not fair. The first and the second feed off each other. You can't have one without the other.

Scott

@aetius @godpod @georgetakei put the first two together and I get the third.

Rodivxc

@godpod @georgetakei When I left Twitter I thought it was the only time I actually missed having God in my life, and now here you are. #pseudoblessed

Moondoggie

@godpod @georgetakei I was able to eliminate explosive diarrhea immediately. That's much preferable to the other two. Still weighing those choices.

Gillian Rodger

@godpod @georgetakei but I think we can all agree that explosive diarrhea is preferable to the two other choices!

JonKramer

@godpod @georgetakei , but it wasn't. One may be messy, but in a few days, you're over it. another you can just ignore and leave their businesses. Politicians you are stuck with for years, if not decades, and their corruption for life.

JonKramer

@godpod @georgetakei Just for example, the Teapot Dome scandal, the worst public corruption scandal in American history, had effects from 1922 to 2015, when the government finally sold off the oil field involved.

Ms Cyndy Metcalf

@godpod I went with malignant narcissists because they think they're G... well, you know.

Rhys Parton

@georgetakei the Billionaire Man Babies.

We can vote out crappy politicians.

Billionaires stick around until we elect sensible politicians who have enough of a spine to tax them properly.

Mike Hall

@georgetakei why can't we just agree they're all equally bad?

Schroeder

@georgetakei

My head just exploded from trying to choose.

Michael Brown

@georgetakei If politicians had the backbone to protect minority groups, billionaire man babies would ensnare themselves when they broke the law.

Proximal

@georgetakei billionaire man babies is a very close second

Darren

@georgetakei the good cleanse seems to have few takers.

Jon Marnock :maybe_verified:

@georgetakei If you give Trump laxatives, you can combine all three.

Maksim_E

@georgetakei at least with explosive diarrhea, there's hope of things eventually getting better

Strategic 🍁 Analyst

@georgetakei Options one and two are a Venn diagram that feed off one another even where they don't overlap.

ありす

@georgetakei Explosive diarrhea seems to be the "best" choice here. At least that can be cleaned up in a reasonable amount of time.

Tom Peine

@georgetakei Oh the choices! 😂 But I’d rather deal with my own s___ than that of the first two (potentially dangerous) options.

TLHolley2

@georgetakei Tough choice. Aren't they essentially the same thing?🤣

steve0580

@georgetakei

At least explosive diarrhea is only temporary.

AIB

@georgetakei I’d rather have explosive diarrhea for the rest of my life if it got rid of the other two.

SRMiracle

@georgetakei
They're all bad, but at least with the explosive diarrhea there are a multitude of ways to get over it.

securitae

@georgetakei well diarrhea is temporary, so its a tossup for the other two

Boiglenoight

@georgetakei I can't believe #explosiveDiarrhea has such little support. It affects everyone at some point!

Knick-Knack

@georgetakei
Explosive diarrhea will make you forget everything else.

Izzy Steakfries

@georgetakei I mean the first two options are the results of the third option :blobcatjustright:

LindseySuri

@georgetakei There’s a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of these three choices.

Vomit Eagle

@georgetakei sometimes all three of these are the same person

Buddy

@georgetakei politicians and billionaires is a bit of chicken and the egg thing. Who owns who, who knows?

ZosGrinder

@georgetakei Probably about the right proportions, but can you really have the first without the second? The grift is eternal.

mirandelion

@georgetakei Tough choice since 1 and 2 are almost the same set.

Mary⚫️⚪️🟣🖖

@georgetakei there's medication for the 3rd and it only (hopefully) affects the individual, not a nation or the world.

Can we wish explosive diarrhea on the other 2?

Chris C.

@georgetakei Fix A, then A fixes B. Fixing A & B fixes C.

Accretor

@georgetakei It fascinates me that of right now, explosive diarrhea is only rating 5%. Goes to show how bad the other two are!

Julesy

@georgetakei the politicians are worse because they corrupt the environment in which everyone has to work, including billionaire man babies.

Dan Jones

@georgetakei

Too many people who are in both the first two categories

caitp

@georgetakei a little from column A, a little from column B

Odd

@georgetakei without malignant narcissistic politicians there would be few billionaire man babies

Janet🪷

@georgetakei that was tough…. so many right answers 😂

Michael

@georgetakei Mike Lindell says this vote is rigged. Explosive diarrhea is winner.

Michael Aichlmayr

@georgetakei If I could choose one to make the other two go away, I will suffer the explosive diarrhea.

MAPatin

@georgetakei I think they are all the same and can think of two people who share all three of these attributes.

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