@georgetakei Explosive diarrhea doesn't last for years unlike the other two options. A billionaire man-baby has the money to influence and can possibly become a politician. A malignant narcissist politician can be elected if they have enough influence over voters, but can lose if their voter base is small compared to the rest of the country's voting population.

@georgetakei the first is often propped up by the second

@georgetakei All of the above

@georgetakei Yes. 😏

@georgetakei when I knew there were three options, but before I read the third option, I was sure I could write one of them off. But then...

@georgetakei All the above 😅

@georgetakei Tough call.

@georgetakei at least the diarrhea is temporary, and means you’re ridding yourself of toxins. You may even lose a little weight!

@georgetakei there is no "mostly equivalent" choice...

@georgetakei this is the greatest poll I could have hoped for from my most favorite Sharp spokesman and starship captain! Oh My! 😃😎

@georgetakei The first two categories overlap. Come to think of it, maybe all three categories overlap.

@georgetakei My vote is for Malignant narcissist ultra-wealthy man babies - that covers most all of them.

@georgetakei Aren't they all the same?

@georgetakei when you learn explosive shits are not as bad you originally thought 🤔

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I'm more afraid of malignant narcissistic politicians than billionaires, because of the followers they attract--and the stochastic terrorism they inspire.

@georgetakei I feel like that explosive diarrhea option is = tfg

Yes. I'm sure of it. That's how I voted.

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@georgetakei I need this poll so that I'm choosing the best of the three instead of the worst. Then I can confidently say explosive diarrhea.

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This would be a much easier poll if the question was "which is the best"

The answer is diarrhea by the way.

@georgetakei it's no contest...explosive diarrhea is sooooo much easier to clean up after

@georgetakei Billionaire man babies, because without them the malignant narcissistic politicians might not exist.

@georgetakei It's impossible to choose between the first and second options, though both are worse than the third.

@georgetakei there's a significant overlap between two of those three

@georgetakei over all of these but especially narcissists!

@georgetakei People who support and vote for malignant narcissist politicians?

@georgetakei Ugh... I can't even answer that. It should have had a 1 & 2 option. 😉

@georgetakei Media outlets that lie to us.

@georgetakei the billionaire babies is why our politics are broken.
Also shoutout to John Roberts and Citizens United.

@georgetakei Billionaire man baby definitely. They pay the politicians incentivizing them to be narcissists.

@georgetakei Could we please have an "all of the above" option? 😆

@georgetakei yes

@georgetakei not explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei Wait, wait, I want a do over.

@georgetakei Can I vote for two?

@georgetakei the politicians can pass harmful laws that can ruin democracy, the rich babies just ruin companies.

@georgetakei How can I pick just one? Alternatively, if I had to pick the "best" out of the three, I would pick explosive diarrhea. At least I can flush when I'm done.

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Missing option : Malignant narcissist billionaire baby politicians.

@georgetakei there should have been an option for all of the above.

@georgetakei haaaaaaa !

@georgetakei not enough of you have experienced explosive diarrhea and it shows.

@georgetakei You don't have all of the above.😆

@georgetakei needs an "all the above option."

@georgetakei yes. :I

@georgetakei There’s a significant overlap in a #VennDiagram of malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies

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Hard, hard choices...this one took awhile to decide and I'd definitely take #3 over the others any day

@georgetakei How about "All of the above."

@georgetakei all the same.

@georgetakei Billionaire man babies & narcissistic politicians are synonyms for explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei I take it the food in England isn't to your liking then?

@georgetakei no “d all of the above”?

@georgetakei not gonna choose

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All the above George.

@georgetakei in some sense, the politicians are worse, but it's the billionaires that made them that way.

@georgetakei two of those are a tie and way worse than the other one.

@georgetakei this was a tough poll because all three got my vote.

@georgetakei I think it’s a tie between all 3. They are identical triplets.

@georgetakei the only appropriate answer here is 'yes' :(

@georgetakei how do I vote for all three? 😂

@georgetakei I mean... The explosive diarrhea goes away.

@georgetakei option 3 because I have to clean up afterwards.

@georgetakei I chose 'Billionaire man babies' because it actually covers most of the 'Malignant narcissist politicians.'

@georgetakei all of the above

@georgetakei Vox Populi, Vox Dei! :P

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@georgetakei they all stink and are difficult to clean up after. 🤭

@georgetakei Poll's broken, I can only vote for one of the two correct answers at a time.

@georgetakei Can’t reply to your poll, it’s missing an “All of the above” choice! 🫤

@georgetakei well you can hope the first two suffer from the last one.

@georgetakei folks are currently objectively wrong here. 1 exists because 2 exists.

Take care of 2, and 1 mostly goes away.

@georgetakei if it were, "Ranked Choice" ballots, explosive diarrhea would be an easy third on that list. It seems to me, if we got rid of malignant narcissistic politicians, we wouldn't have any billionaires, hopefully - solving one problem, fixes the others. I'd like to give a shout out to mom - Hi mom!

@georgetakei that was so good.

@georgetakei Tie between the first two.

@georgetakei This is the content we have been waiting for George

@georgetakei I'm torn.
Explosive diarrhea will go away. The other two not so much.

@georgetakei I’ll take diarrhea every day over the bloviating orange bafoon

I didn't know explosive diarrhea had so many fans.

@georgetakei I have to say BMB’s. They fund the politicians. Once once you have that, they join with Fox News to produce your third choice. 😬

@georgetakei aren’t they all the same thing?

@georgetakei diarrhea has a simple cure. The other two - no cure.

@georgetakei I'm surprised the politicians are leading here... seems like they're easier to get out of power, generally. The billionaire man babies just keep screwing people over without any real accountability.

@georgetakei man, that's a push, pun intended

@georgetakei in the words of Joshua the computer program from War Games.. What’s The Difference?”

@georgetakei because the millionaire bebes can just buy the politicians

@georgetakei why no all the above?

@georgetakei I see the cote totals followed my personal ranking…though 1 and 2 far outstrip 3.

@georgetakei at least explosive diarrhea passes quickly

@georgetakei Combos allowed?

@georgetakei What if one were to have explosive diarrhea on said politician or billionaire?

@georgetakei Talk about an impossible choice.

@georgetakei Malignant narcissist politicians don't just take money from Billionaires, but the (much larger) set of millionaires and corporations.

And for those who consider only Trump when thinking of malignant narcissists, prizing personal gain over serving your country is a mental disorder especially when cast in the realm of politics. There is a much larger quantity of corrupt politicians than billionaires.

@georgetakei Yes

@georgetakei What if a certain somebody qualifies for two of those choices at the same time? 😋

@georgetakei Aren't these all the same option?😂

@georgetakei
Wow, you ask the hard questions. 🤔
The only thing I can say for sure is, I'd much rather have the third one than the other two.
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@georgetakei sometimes the politicians and babies are the same people.

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One shall pass

One can be voted off the island

The other is an albatross hanging about the neck of liberty

@georgetakei ...I see no difference in the options presented to me.

@georgetakei the worst would be a billionaire malignant narcissistic politician-man baby with explosive diarrhea. Affinity for orange skin seems to be a indicator of the presence of this affliction, and most likely will be accompanied by a cheap and gaudy red hat.

@georgetakei all of the above? Where's option D - all of the above??? Lol