@georgetakei wait they are synonyms effectively right?

@georgetakei Oddly enough, the solution seems to be to combine all three options

@georgetakei don’t make me choose

@georgetakei Neither of the first 2 affect *me* directly. :-)

@georgetakei I can’t choose. They’re all really terrible

@georgetakei um ... all of the above George ... all of the above

@georgetakei why can I only pick one? 😂😂😂

@georgetakei they are all pretty shitty George. Can I pick all 3?

@georgetakei I wish I could vote for two…

@georgetakei Billionaire man babies have a tendency to become malignant politicians these days—they are the chicken before the wildly incompetent egg.

@georgetakei aren’t those three of the same thing?

@georgetakei it’s close but billionaire man babies generally don’t have a military at their disposal

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[X] all of the above

@georgetakei they're the same picture

@georgetakei that's a tough one....

@georgetakei It's easy to eliminate diarrhea. (Too subtle? Maybe.)

@georgetakei For what it's worth, I think option 1 inherently makes you part of option 2 as well, LOL.

@georgetakei Oh, geez, George, they’re all my favorites.

@georgetakei I can't decide 🤔

@georgetakei I needed two choices, George. lol

@georgetakei that was a tough call

@georgetakei I've had the third option. It's not great. But at least there is medicine for that.

@georgetakei God that’s a tough one George.

@georgetakei it’s funny how much I’m struggling with the first two and not even considering the third.

@georgetakei good pols can keep us safe from billionaire babies, but the reverse isn't true

@georgetakei at least Musk can't be president.

@georgetakei compared the other two, explosive diarrhea has a fun side. At least theres a brief adrenaline rush.

@georgetakei comparing billionaire man babies and narcissistic politicians to explosive diarrhea is an insult to explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei Secret answer: a&b.

@georgetakei You know that you really, really made that tough between those first two choices. I chose the top one because once you take away the power of the second they are easier to manage. The "politician" part means they still have power over others, which makes them the worst. Explosive diarrhea is just a reminder that Taco Bell is not the value that you think it is.

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All three? :ablobcatbongo:

@georgetakei I only voted Billionaire Man Babies because it's impossible to choose two. We can safely rule out explosive diarrhea because at least you feel better afterwards.

@georgetakei The Billionaires and other members of the capitalist class control the politicians. It isn't one or the other, it's like choosing between the owner and the manager -- one works for the other, their power and authority are intertwined.

@georgetakei WHY ARE YOU MAKING US CHOOSE???

@georgetakei It’s really not fair to post a poll where Donald Trump qualifies in every category.

Well, OK, he’s not a real billionaire. But he plays one on TV.

@georgetakei huh! First vote. Dumb luck.

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We can take a pill for explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei it’s too hard to pick between the first two.

@georgetakei wow. Tough call.

@georgetakei The billionaire man babies fund and enable the malignant narcissist politicians. Fix the root problem, and kill two birds with one stone, I say.

@georgetakei why did you post a poll with three identical answers?

@georgetakei I can't choose.

@georgetakei I wanted to vote for both Billionaire man babies and Malignant narcissist politicians. This was a very hard choice.

@georgetakei they're the same picture

@georgetakei the first two options are the same people tho

@georgetakei Let's just say, George? Explosive diarrhea? Would be the easiest mess, to clean up. The other two? Can make country, or planet, sized? Messes!

@georgetakei Somebody please teach George how Mastodon is different than social media? He is too much of a treasure not to know.

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I can't decide!

@georgetakei at least with explosive diarrhea you can potentially drop a few pounds.

@georgetakei ummmmm i cant choose, sorry. Welcome to Mastodon! I just joined and you're my first follow. Live long and have fun!

@georgetakei not sure, but the three choices altogether would be the Armageddon trifecta

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Two of them I can ignore.

@georgetakei the first and second option often overlap. #SpaceKaren

@georgetakei why is there no all of the above?! 🤣🤣🤣

@georgetakei With billionaire man babies a close second.

@georgetakei hard to choose

the diarrea one day goes away
the other 2 takes more time

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The billionaires do more damage over time because you can’t unelect them.

@georgetakei the diarrhea can be cured with treatment.

@georgetakei Hmmm...multiple choice? 🤔

@georgetakei That was a tough choice between 1️⃣ and 2️⃣, but I went with 1️⃣, because ultimately, they are what encouraged 2️⃣. 🤷‍♂️
The real answer, however, is 4️⃣: the voters and sycophants who support them. They are only the symptoms. The voters and sycophants are the illness.

@georgetakei you forgot all of the above! 😂😂😂

@georgetakei what about billionaire man babies-turned malignant politicians shooting explosive verbal diarrhea?

@georgetakei Malignant narcissist politicians are pretty terrible but they would do much less damage without billionaire man babies to fund them

@georgetakei Not c. 😂

@georgetakei Billionaires shouldn't exist.

@georgetakei I would happily have explosive diarrhoea for life if it meant the first two options no longer existed

@georgetakei ALL OF THE ABOVE.

@georgetakei Too hard to choose.

@georgetakei if only getting one meant you did not have to suffer the other two. PS what's the poll result equivalent of ratioed?

@georgetakei Billionaire manbabies empower malignant narcissist politicians.

Explosive diarrhea is bad, but I can at least deal with it.

@georgetakei all of the above!

@georgetakei is there a second option?

@georgetakei I'll give you why I went with "explosive diarrhea" -- the first two affect you, but not necessarily with the immediacy, messiness, and pain of an actual episode of having an awful liquid explosion from your butt.

@georgetakei TBH, this really calls out for multiple choice.

@georgetakei Hard to choose, what with the intersection set between choices 1 and 2 🤔

@georgetakei It's still true for politicians only.

@georgetakei Certainly not the last one sadly. At least IT only destroys yourself and your bathroom. Usually the rest of the country is safe.

@georgetakei unfortunately two of them are the same and I don't have the option to click them both. But there is nothing wrong with explosive diarrhea.

@georgetakei aren't they all the same things?

@georgetakei That's really hard to answer. The first two options are equally horrible.

@georgetakei the diarrhea goes away eventually. The other two tend to stick around.

@georgetakei — too tough to call!

@georgetakei I am glad I found you on here. 😊

@georgetakei Malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhea!

@georgetakei There is no difference between these choices.

@georgetakei Billionaire man babies. The malignant narcissist politicians can always be voted out.

@georgetakei Mr. George, we didn't see evolutionary psychology on this list so we didn't vote.

@georgetakei The first although it truly is a toss up with the second. Diarrhea is controllable. Like we say in the ER like bleeding… it eventually stops…one way or another.

@georgetakei the diarrhea goes away eventually.

Flip a coin. Heads it's those politicians; tails it's the man-babies; and if it should somehow land on edge, it's explosive diarrhoea.

They do have one thing in common, though: 💩.

@georgetakei Difficult choice. Billionaire man babies with power over a platform exhibits same malignant narcissism as seen in a particular malignant narcissistic politician. But the politician has the ability to cause more damage. No guardrails

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@georgetakei malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhoea

@georgetakei can I vote multiple options here!? Lol

@georgetakei All of the above.

@georgetakei we can vote out malignant politicians....not much we can do about billionaire man babies and their reach and influence stretch far beyond that of the politician!

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All of the above option.gif

@georgetakei diarrhea eventually goes away.