@georgetakei RE your poll.
Not much of a choice - all miserable.

Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.

Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone.
Problem is that no one would believe me.

Maybe you could borrow the TARDIS while your are in the UK?
You might need a letter from the King.