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Elissa
JP

Though this is probably more accurate.

A black screen with orange text "It's not safe to turn on any computer."
27 November at 23:08 | Open on eigenmagic.net
allrite

@daedalus "Otherwise the computer will turn on you."

27 November at 23:09 | Open on masto.allrite.at
allrite

@daedalus Mind you, does anyone know how to turn on a computer? Mine always seem quite disinterested.

27 November at 23:10 | Open on masto.allrite.at
Rune, Prime Neutral

@allrite @daedalus well, mine certainly gets all hot and grinds to a halt when I just want to get work done

28 November at 0:10 | Open on social.sound-city.dk
Drew Mayo

@daedalus there is no robust proof that turning on a computer is safe

27 November at 23:15 | Open on eigenmagic.net
JP

Perhaps widen the scope even further.

A black screen with orange text saying "It's never safe to turn on a computer."
27 November at 23:52 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Max Effort

@daedalus maybe it's never computer to turn on safe...

28 November at 0:22 | Open on techhub.social
✧✦✶✷Catherine✷✶✦✧

@daedalus ... and that's why I will keep doing it!

28 November at 0:30 | Open on mastodon.social
EndlessMason
JP

I have added these designs to my RedBubble shop. They should show up shortly, once the RB backend has done whatever processing it needs to do. redbubble.com/people/eigenmagi

28 November at 1:50 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Andrew Harvey

@daedalus Also “Turn off the computer. It was not safe to turn on in the first place"

28 November at 3:18 | Open on hachyderm.io
JP

What do you mean by "safe"?

A black screen with orange text that asks "What do you mean by 'safe'?"
28 November at 4:14 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Jordan Hatch
JP

It's not safe to turn off your computer. There are enemies nearby.

A black screen with orange text that says "It's not safe to turn off your computer. There are enemies nearby."
28 November at 6:59 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Adam Kent

@daedalus Oblig XKCD: "I can't come to bed, this is important. Someone is wrong on the internet!"

28 November at 7:10 | Open on aus.social
Stapper

@akent @daedalus
"It's not safe to turn off your computer. Someone is wrong on the internet"

28 November at 7:20 | Open on 0lb.be
Stapper

@daedalus
"It's not safe to turn off your computer. Everything will be lost, like tears in the rain."

28 November at 7:23 | Open on 0lb.be
McSinyx

@daedalus, everybody wants to be your enemy!

28 November at 7:38 | Open on fe.disroot.org
#Guigui 🇫🇷:flag_ay:

@daedalus You're not safe from being turned off.

28 November at 7:44 | Open on wetdry.world
Jeroen Baert
Andrew 🄵 Lyons

@daedalus The enemies are coming from inside the computer!

28 November at 10:51 | Open on mastodon.social
Code of Amor 💘

@daedalus @spacekookie Cow is looking at you from the bushes. Won't let you turn off your computer.

28 November at 11:45 | Open on social.codeofamor.net
vovᴀɴıᴜᴍ⁺
Josh Justice

@daedalus @DosFox “Just when you thought it was safe to turn off the computer…”

28 November at 13:40 | Open on oldbytes.space
kuki :unverified:

@daedalus i think this is the exact thing some primal instinct of someone is saying while the person is doomscrolling

28 November at 13:45 | Open on layer8.space
Max Fuxjäger 6️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣

@daedalus can we get this one but with „turn on“?

28 November at 13:52 | Open on chaos.social
JP

It's not safe to turn off your computer.
Someone is wrong on the internet.
28 November at 18:47 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Anomnomnomaly

@daedalus

It is now safe to turn your computer off, you have corrected all the grammar

28 November at 19:46 | Open on beige.party
sodigay :pride_heart:
marcy lunya :cat_attack: :neocat_flag_trans:

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net and what about robotgirls/-boys/-enbys/-entities? ​:neocat_floof_bottom:​

28 November at 7:42 | Open on kitsunes.club
maia // magmaus3
Jeff Grigg

@daedalus

Operating computers enable Skynet.

28 November at 15:10 | Open on mastodon.social
Aperture!

@daedalus at least take it out to dinner first

-carrie

28 November at 0:37 | Open on snug.moe
Adam Kent

@daedalus Now I wish I had a black laptop.

27 November at 23:10 | Open on aus.social
Justin Myers
Bruce

@daedalus I want these stickers to put on everyone's computers at work!

28 November at 0:24 | Open on hachyderm.io
Foone🏳️‍⚧️
In #Flancia we'll meet

@daedalus that orange, spot on going from memory at least

28 November at 0:30 | Open on social.coop
Ari [APz] Sovijärvi

@daedalus Plenty of this going around, I'm surprised no one posted what Linux says on AT machines after shutdown.

28 November at 0:31 | Open on mstdn.games
Johnny Demonic

@daedalus

In Soviet Russia, computer turns on you. 🕵️

28 November at 0:56 | Open on chaotic.fun
Medea Vanamonde
Ben Bradley

@daedalus "Power switch considered harmful"

28 November at 1:17 | Open on mastodon.online
:PUA: Shlee fucked around and

@daedalus it is never safe to turn off your computer.
28 November at 1:57 | Open on aus.social
JP

@shlee it is never safe to turn on a computer
28 November at 1:58 | Open on eigenmagic.net
kaimac
JP

@kaimac Nice! I thought about using the original font, but I had this one enabled in Inkscape already and it seems to work.

28 November at 2:51 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Merk

@daedalus Frankly, it’s not even safe to be around a computer. Someone else may have turned it on.

28 November at 3:52 | Open on mastodon.social
southie wusky

@daedalus wasn't this in a whole tumblr of windows 9x creepypasta stuff a decade ago, or something very similar to it

28 November at 5:08 | Open on yiff.life
Atkelar

@daedalus ...just when you thought it was safe to go back online...

28 November at 5:48 | Open on meow.social
archydragon

@daedalus You can't turn off your computer, there are enemies nearby.

28 November at 6:00 | Open on loud.computer
Colin

@archydragon @daedalus How many of them are inside the computer though?

28 November at 6:27 | Open on eigenmagic.net
🇺🇦 haxadecimal

@archydragon @daedalus
[disregards warning]
<click>
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

28 November at 9:19 | Open on mastodon.social
Jeff Forcier

@archydragon @daedalus You must gather your party before turning off your computer

28 November at 15:08 | Open on social.coop
Fleur Vervenne

@daedalus a friend i had had something similar, as his wallpaper

28 November at 7:54 | Open on mastodon.social
Fleur Vervenne

@daedalus a friend of mine had a wallpaper like this, saying "ITs now save to throw away your computer.

28 November at 7:55 | Open on mastodon.social
Nghia Lele
Speaktrap
hnapel

@daedalus

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

28 November at 10:01 | Open on mastodon.social
bluerootsradio

@daedalus Why I keep my eyes closed when I do.

28 November at 11:54 | Open on mastodon.social
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