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JP

Perhaps widen the scope even further.

A black screen with orange text saying "It's never safe to turn on a computer."
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Max Effort

@daedalus maybe it's never computer to turn on safe...

JP

I have added these designs to my RedBubble shop. They should show up shortly, once the RB backend has done whatever processing it needs to do. redbubble.com/people/eigenmagi

Andrew Harvey

@daedalus Also “Turn off the computer. It was not safe to turn on in the first place"

JP

What do you mean by "safe"?

A black screen with orange text that asks "What do you mean by 'safe'?"
JP

It's not safe to turn off your computer. There are enemies nearby.

A black screen with orange text that says "It's not safe to turn off your computer. There are enemies nearby."
Adam Kent

@daedalus Oblig XKCD: "I can't come to bed, this is important. Someone is wrong on the internet!"

Stapper

@akent @daedalus
"It's not safe to turn off your computer. Someone is wrong on the internet"

Stapper

@daedalus
"It's not safe to turn off your computer. Everything will be lost, like tears in the rain."

Andrew 🄵 Lyons

@daedalus The enemies are coming from inside the computer!

Code of Amor 💘

@daedalus @spacekookie Cow is looking at you from the bushes. Won't let you turn off your computer.

Josh Justice

@daedalus @DosFox “Just when you thought it was safe to turn off the computer…”

kuki :unverified:

@daedalus i think this is the exact thing some primal instinct of someone is saying while the person is doomscrolling

JP

It's not safe to turn off your computer.
Someone is wrong on the internet.

Anomnomnomaly

@daedalus

It is now safe to turn your computer off, you have corrected all the grammar

marcy lunya :cat_attack: :neocat_flag_trans:

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net and what about robotgirls/-boys/-enbys/-entities? ​:neocat_floof_bottom:​

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