@daedalus Oblig XKCD: "I can't come to bed, this is important. Someone is wrong on the internet!"

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"It's not safe to turn off your computer. Everything will be lost, like tears in the rain."

@daedalus, everybody wants to be your enemy!

@daedalus You're not safe from being turned off.

@daedalus Love this series :)

@daedalus The enemies are coming from inside the computer!

@daedalus @spacekookie Cow is looking at you from the bushes. Won't let you turn off your computer.

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net use this

@daedalus @DosFox “Just when you thought it was safe to turn off the computer…”

@daedalus i think this is the exact thing some primal instinct of someone is saying while the person is doomscrolling

@daedalus can we get this one but with „turn on“?

It's not safe to turn off your computer.
Someone is wrong on the internet.