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JP

If you would like to read the robodebt FOI docs that the government fought me over for almost 8 years, and lost comprehensively in the full bench of the federal court, here they are: drive.google.com/file/d/1d21K_

25 October at 0:50 | Open on eigenmagic.net
JP

It's time to push to prod now
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets
Who wrote this code tonight

16 October at 21:04 | Open on eigenmagic.net
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JP

@daedalus “who wrote this code Jesus Christ” works better.

17 October at 5:04 | Open on aus.social
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
infryq

@daedalus

Why did we make computers
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
Rust Java C or Go

17 October at 16:56 | Open on pgh.social
JP
jsamuel

@daedalus Are you at a tech conference, or just reading the tea leaves?

24 May 2023 at 23:12 | Open on rants.au
TSource Engine Query
@daedalus
@drq we need this sign on our server room
25 May 2023 at 0:50 | Open on suya.place
JP

"I'm a full stack engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ cliched

"I can make computers suffer in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ they deserve it

28 Apr 2023 at 8:16 | Open on eigenmagic.net
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synlogic

@daedalus that phrase always implies the existance of Half-Stack Engineers

2 May 2023 at 20:32 | Open on toot.io
Richard Azia

@daedalus Or as people my age say "I play with computers", or was it, "I play on computers". Either way, that's what we do.

7 Jul 2023 at 11:20 | Open on mastodon.social
sinphy :true:

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net what if i do that without being an engineer at all does the universe explode

7 Jul 2023 at 12:38 | Open on lethallava.land
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