@daedalus I think the subject and the object of that last one are round the wrong way

“Computer can make me suffer in myriad ways”

@daedalus so, does that make my computer a full stack humaneer?

@daedalus empty queue engineers when?

@daedalus “I command sentient sand”

@daedalus I prefer to play them like a piano and tickle them when they misbehave.

@daedalus

Do you make the computer suffer... or does the computer make you suffer?

@daedalus I'm this close to billing myself as a "full-stack thaumaturge" and saying that I can bind daemons to my service.

@daedalus

"I have managed to hack our code into a conistently monitored virus that will run cost-effectively and securely on Other People's Computers so our website Never Goes Down. Legally!"

(Boring corpo: I am dev/sec/ops for hybrid cloud)

@daedalus

"I'm an artificial intelligence engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ buzzwordy

"I can introduce sand to the horrors of humanity in grueling and methodical ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ no buzzwords

@daedalus "I can make BOTH users AND computers suffer"

There I fixed it 🤣

@daedalus not all full stack engineers are created equal.

@daedalus

"I can make computers rejoice in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ sound like a cult leader

@daedalus I’ve always gone with “Computers bend to my will.”

@daedalus full slack engineer

@daedalus I am a magic sand agitator, I always have been and likely always will be.

@daedalus

If you haven't debugged the ethernet driver, you ain't no full stack engineer.

Whenever I hear full stack engineer, my mind turns to the cooks at the back of an IHOP.

@daedalus that phrase always implies the existance of Half-Stack Engineers

@daedalus Or as people my age say "I play with computers", or was it, "I play on computers". Either way, that's what we do.

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net what if i do that without being an engineer at all does the universe explode