@daedalus "I have managed to hack our code into a conistently...

"I have managed to hack our code into a conistently monitored virus that will run cost-effectively and securely on Other People's Computers so our website Never Goes Down. Legally!"

(Boring corpo: I am dev/sec/ops for hybrid cloud)

Like 28 Apr 2023 at 15:31 | Wall-to-wall | Open on woof.group

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@EppyNWS "Can I see a copy of the legal advice you obtained?"

28 Apr 2023 at 20:43 | Open on eigenmagic.net

Eppy NWS

@daedalus *hands over a picture of a half clothed, sunburned Australian screaming 'JUST FUCKING SEND IT!' with 'Yahoo Serious, Esquire' written on the back*

28 Apr 2023 at 21:49 | Open on woof.group

@EppyNWS did you enjoy your time at the Department of Human Services?

28 Apr 2023 at 22:01 | Open on eigenmagic.net

Eppy NWS

@daedalus I did not. The humans have TERRIBLE services.

29 Apr 2023 at 2:16 | Open on woof.group

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