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JP

It's time to push to prod now
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets
Who wrote this code tonight

16 October at 21:04 | Open on eigenmagic.net
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EddiKat

@daedalus OMG! That is hilarious. Thank you.

17 October at 0:09 | Open on meow.social
bhahne

@daedalus
It's time to break the service
Time to stay up all night
It's time to light up pagers
When we push on Friday night

17 October at 0:47 | Open on mastodon.online
bhahne

@daedalus
(Solo, Kermit)
To introduce this bugfix
That's what I'm here to do
Though I don't know if it's tested
We're going to push it through

17 October at 0:50 | Open on mastodon.online
Heliograph
Extinction Studies

@Heliograph @bhahne @daedalus

It's time to start up Workfront
It's time to Jira up
It's time to bullshit managers
Because corporate wants some lies tonight

17 October at 2:40 | Open on hcommons.social
Monte Freeman
JP

Clearly we need to decide which developer tech is which muppet.

I reckon Kubernetes is Gonzo.
kubectl is Camilla.

#MuppetDevOps

17 October at 3:45 | Open on eigenmagic.net
JP
JP
JP

Beaker is every service mesh. IYKYK #MuppetDevOps

17 October at 3:50 | Open on eigenmagic.net
/dev/rdsk/c5t1d0s2

@daedalus Animal is definitely whatever network shenanigans it does

17 October at 3:51 | Open on aus.social
JP

I kinda think Statler and Waldorf are OpenTelemetry but I am open to other suggestions because that doesn't quite fit right. #MuppetDevOps

17 October at 3:55 | Open on eigenmagic.net
Simon Harris
JP
Simon Harris

@daedalus Haha that works as well. Muppet Wiki describes Veterinarian's Hospital as: “[…] telling an endless series of bad jokes and failing to effect any cure” which seemed apt. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Veterin

17 October at 3:53 | Open on social.harukizaemon.com
:PUA: Shlee fucked around and

@daedalus Scooter - GitHub Actions
Kermit the Frog - Jenkins (obviously)
Gonzo - Terraform
Fozzie Bear - Slack (wacka wacka)

17 October at 3:54 | Open on aus.social
:PUA: Shlee fucked around and

@daedalus Walter is Kubernetes because nobody want them around but they were forced to add them.
17 October at 4:01 | Open on aus.social
hobbsc
Ben From KC
JP

@daedalus “who wrote this code Jesus Christ” works better.

17 October at 5:04 | Open on aus.social
neoluddite

@Jplonie @daedalus because you want to chuck the developer into a cave and roll a boulder over the entrance?

17 October at 7:55 | Open on aus.social
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
infryq

@daedalus

Why did we make computers
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
Rust Java C or Go

17 October at 16:56 | Open on pgh.social
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