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That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. Aromantic He/Him. Allegedly professional software developer. Definitively amateur photographer. Interested in things. Avatar image: Headshot of me against a black background. I have purple hair and an inane beard. Header image: Black and white photograph of multiple train tracks with overhead power lines. There is a bitumen road on the right hand side of the image separated from the tracks by a chainlink fence.
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I suggest when naming a project: - Don't call it Mercury, everyone has used that name before. A black swan event is something you think is rare but happens all the time in Perth, Western Australia. @abstractcode I introduced my children to black swans when we were last in Perth. I also told them they are related to #honeybadgers #polarbears and #tasmaniandevils. Evil b$stards.
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 @abstractcode Definitely jam a radio-networked computer into every little thing. /s Seriously, the networked light bulbs make Douglas Adams' IoT doors look downright sensible by comparison.   |
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@abstractcode The golden rule of naming things is to never, ever, ever, EVER name anything "Euler".
@abstractcode Call it Project Candiru because the visualization of that adventurous little fish and the pain that it can cause is an apt metaphor for this entire cursed boondoggle
@abstractcode ran over its budget of $0 and got cancelled as soon as someone saw the name