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Darius Kazemi

Starbucks has proven to me this morning that if you use burnt coffee beans it is in fact possible to burn cold brew

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a libi rose

@darius starbucks cold brew tastes like the smoke from electrical fires in antique tech

Leonard Ritter

@darius i only know this taste from mcd coffee.

et tu, starbucks

Григорий Клюшников

The only good thing about Starbucks is that wherever you are in the world, you know you'll get the same overpriced mediocre coffee. Works okay if you're too lazy to look for better coffee shops in an unfamiliar city.

Podcast Host Jonathan
@grishka @darius This Starbucks has a relatively expensive and comfortable interior. Locally owned cafes have better coffee, but are often quite tiny, with just a few chairs. But I do try to keep the wealth local much of the time.
fontenot

@jonathan @darius @grishka

In the US, it's the only chain I'm familiar with that has standardized on the single-stall, gender neutral restrooms that are the norm in much of Europe. They've won me over for that reason. (Although yes, their coffee tastes burnt 100% of the time.)

Darius Kazemi

@fontenot @jonathan @grishka that part is really nice. They're also good for like, reasonably cheap and healthy fast food especially if you're in a part of the country without a lot of options in that realm.

Григорий Клюшников

Podcast Host Jonathan, idk, I know a tiny Starbucks (now "Stars Coffee"). The odd thing about it is that it's across an intersection from a larger one.

Anyway, we have a nationwide chain called Surf Coffee, I like it much more, their interiors are cool and unique (2nd pic) and the coffee is tastier than Starbucks.

Podcast Host Jonathan
@grishka @darius That is not tiny! This is the interior of Overwinter Coffee. You are looking at all three seats. 😂 But I only go there when it's nice enough to sit outside.

The joke about Starbucks is that from every Starbucks parking lot, you can see another Starbucks.

Surf Coffee looks cool!
Generika 🍉

@darius

You kids love your undercooked coffee. :blobcatcoffee:

professional box/furniture thrower

@darius They should make that cold brew their brand and call it the freezer burn.

Sigma ζ (she/her)

@darius

Oh, jeez, the first time I ever went to a Starbucks, I swear it tasted like spoiled fish.

I commented to the lady at the counter that it tasted strange.

She said, "Yeah, a lot of people find it really strong until they get used to it, but then they love it."

I demanded my money back anyway, and I asked for a quadruple espresso, plain.

Her eyes popped out of her head a bit, but the espresso tasted just fine.

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