Oh, jeez, the first time I ever went to a Starbucks, I swear it tasted like spoiled fish.
I commented to the lady at the counter that it tasted strange.
She said, "Yeah, a lot of people find it really strong until they get used to it, but then they love it."
I demanded my money back anyway, and I asked for a quadruple espresso, plain.
Her eyes popped out of her head a bit, but the espresso tasted just fine.