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Vex

@h while it'd be funny for him to die before inauguration, next in line would be worse for us.

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Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆ

@vex @h indeed, but at least we wouldn't have to hear or see him alive ever again.

TheAnymouseProphet

@vex
Not sure next in line has the same sway over the rest of MAGA though.

However if something did happen on or before day 1, next in line (or the people behind him) are who I would investigate first.
@h

Vex

@SocialJusticeHeals @h look at how blue maga responded to Harris replacing Biden. The control would still be there, because desperation is its source.

GhostOnTheHalfShell

@SocialJusticeHeals @vex @h

I think thatโ€™s very true. Trump has been so idolized that the coalition built around him, especially the Christian nationalists would struggle to find a center.

A lot of pastors would have to do quick footwork to anoint a successor. And itโ€™s hard to say whether that successor could pull off the same hat trick. Because Trumpโ€™s very artificial businessman image is part of the entire package.

And the power struggles. Oh boy.

SatanicPanDick

@vex @h It's like that show House of Cards, but with even more sexual predators than just Kevin Spacey

I don't know. I never watched House of Cards. Could be wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚

Starraven

@vex @h

Except the next in line was formerly his biggest critic. I suspect, in keeping with the opportunism of the party, Vance courted Trump for the nomination as VP, knowing no one else would want it after Trump was prepared to sacrifice Pence, knowing he couldn't swing getting a presidential nomination himself, and knowing there was a good chance Trump would not make it to the end of his second term.

Vex

@starraven @h yeah but he didn't criticize Trump for being too fascist, but instead for being too obvious/an idiot about it.

CohenTheBlue

@starraven @vex @h That's not the dynamic I see. Trump has said Vance doesn't matter etc, that fits with Thiel or someone making a deal to get Vance installed.

Starraven

@alisca @vex @h

But doesn't have to be any more once he's president.

Starraven

@alisca @vex @h
It's true, whether you think so or not.

Kev

@starraven you're making a prediction there, not stating a fact. Suggesting "it's true" is dumb.

Starraven

@alisca
Trump has proven the President will do almost as he pleases. Nothing will be there to restrain Vance, either if he goes off script. THAT is true. The only thing open to prediction is whether he will, assuming he wants a shot at a second term.

jonathankoren

@vex @h that will be the day he becomes presidential

Silkester

@vex @h

As would be 3rd in line. Should Biden opt for his new immunity, he'll have SEAL team 6 busy. Though it would be much easier simply to change the mandate of the SS protecting 1st, 2nd and 3rd in line than send SEAL Team 6.

Vex

@silkester @h Biden wouldn't even stop a genocide to prevent fascism. This is just fantasizing a "good" authoritarian.

Silkester

@vex @h

For one Biden is not as powerful as you think, and denying bombs to Israel comes with its own risk of genocide on the other side of the conflict.

Aside from that, my comment was not in any shape or form related to and likely future. It is completely irrelevant what Biden would or wouldn't do.

It was a piece of fiction. A cynical satirical comment on the SCOTUS decision.

Vex

@silkester @h absurd take that Biden doesn't have enough power when US made weapons are what's being used in Gaza. Absurd take to conclude that a power imbalance so extreme one side is able to literally starve the other has the same threat level for conducting genocide. Absurd take to compare the threat level of a hypothetical genocide ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€.

Silkester

@vex @h

Not in an election year. Take a look into history: See Nixon and the Vietnam peace talks, see Reagan and Iran Contra
Plus: Global forces and historical injuries like Stalin almost starting a second holocaust against Jews in Russia when the wounds from the German Holocaust were fresh.Zionists are merciless in Palestine because of their history.
The US just tail tugged left Afghanistan and Trump released the Taliban to boot. Biden followed through because he hardly had any other choice.

Frank Bennett

@silkester @vex @h Well, anyway, a lot of people were slaughtered in cold blood by remote control. Maybe we can agree on that much. Perhaps with some tweaking of language. Many humans had their lives removed from their bodies by devices operated by technicians. Is that enough passive voice to pass muster as hasbara?

Silkester

@fgbjr @vex @h
Yes, and Netanjahu used US bomb and could buy those bomb even after the crimes against humanity and genocide was a verifiable allegation.

Biden was still in an impossible situation.

Iran had made it clear it would bomb Israel with its drones. Catch22

Levka

@vex @silkester @h

What I like most about Terry Pratchett is his political analysis: The upper classes are too stupid, corrupt and competitive to rule. Our only hope is a benevelant autocrat. Unfortunately, benevelant autocrats only exist in the sort of places where are also found dragons, wizards, talking dogs, and honest cops.

PeachMcD

@vex @h
Do y'all honestly think the asshats haven't gamed this all the way through?

#tRump will be expendable within a few weeks. The #Project2025 agenda will no longer require his services

#JDVance & #MoscowMike will rule with #Musk & impunity. #TFG will die of poison, as befits an obsolete #Putin tool

Hak Foo

@PeachMcD @vex @h The asshats might not want to try to bump off someone who's been deified by conspiracy theorists.

Imagine 4 years of the Q Crew demanding investigations and show trials that they'll never be satisfied with. When does Congress find time for Project 2025?

A 25th Amendment-related play could work-- trot him out weekly for fans like some figurehead king in a wheelchair, while Cpt. Couchfucker actually destroys civilization. But Trump is probably too stubborn to play along.

PeachMcD

@hakfoo @vex @h

I'd actually prefer your scenario. But I still think Couchfucker is *exactly* the type to off his boss & mourn him loudly... kangaroo investigations are a GQP specialty

๐ŸŒด Seph ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ‘พ
@PeachMcD @vex @h He's definitely expendable, but I suspect they'll wait, after all, why not let him preen before the people and take all the blame? You can get more done when people aren't watching you after all.
R

@PeachMcD @vex @h

I don't know about that. Who could whip up the kind of fervor that the Orange Julius Caesar can? His personality cult is fanatical. Were something to happen, it'd be a problem.

Smarter for the dark MAGA lords to keep Jim Jones Jr in charge so he can provide entertainment for the masses while all the evil stuff happens

PeachMcD

@rawfile @vex @h

We shall see, I suppose
Can't say I'm looking forward to what's going to happen but the stench in God's nostrils has gone on so long, something's gotta give

econads

@PeachMcD @vex @h oh there's plenty of other ways for people who Putin wants gone to die. Windows, exotic nerve gases, getting locked in suitcases, accidentally locking themselves in suitcases after shooting themselves in the back of the head...

unusual zone of infecundity
@vex @h and the democrat establishment would be far more comfortable welcoming him than trump :akko_badday:
Beldarak

@vex @h next in line may be worse but don't have the same following and sect appeal

Zoidberg For President

@vex @h Fascism never reaches power through one person.

Nini

@vex @h He would be more valuable as a martyr than as a bumbling slurring coke fiend with dementia to them, then you get to build the myth of his legacy and use that to keep people on board with Couchfucker in Chief.

โ„๏ธSnowBรฅrdโ„๏ธ

@vex @h

I guess that's why nobody whacked him last time either...

And I realize picking a horrible second in command is kind of a (literal) life insurance ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

FL_born_SC_raised

@vex @h Make sure that Vance goes with him. The Simpsons keep getting it wrong, and I'm so over having to deal with the orange turd.

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