oh my god they killed him day 1?????
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@Jakob_Krakel have a look at the date and you'll know, this will be there for a couple of weeks now 😁 @farshidhakimy @SocialJusticeHeals @h look at how blue maga responded to Harris replacing Biden. The control would still be there, because desperation is its source. I think that’s very true. Trump has been so idolized that the coalition built around him, especially the Christian nationalists would struggle to find a center. A lot of pastors would have to do quick footwork to anoint a successor. And it’s hard to say whether that successor could pull off the same hat trick. Because Trump’s very artificial businessman image is part of the entire package. And the power struggles. Oh boy. Except the next in line was formerly his biggest critic. I suspect, in keeping with the opportunism of the party, Vance courted Trump for the nomination as VP, knowing no one else would want it after Trump was prepared to sacrifice Pence, knowing he couldn't swing getting a presidential nomination himself, and knowing there was a good chance Trump would not make it to the end of his second term. @starraven @h yeah but he didn't criticize Trump for being too fascist, but instead for being too obvious/an idiot about it. @starraven @vex @h That's not the dynamic I see. Trump has said Vance doesn't matter etc, that fits with Thiel or someone making a deal to get Vance installed. @starraven you're making a prediction there, not stating a fact. Suggesting "it's true" is dumb. As would be 3rd in line. Should Biden opt for his new immunity, he'll have SEAL team 6 busy. Though it would be much easier simply to change the mandate of the SS protecting 1st, 2nd and 3rd in line than send SEAL Team 6. @silkester @h Biden wouldn't even stop a genocide to prevent fascism. This is just fantasizing a "good" authoritarian. For one Biden is not as powerful as you think, and denying bombs to Israel comes with its own risk of genocide on the other side of the conflict. Aside from that, my comment was not in any shape or form related to and likely future. It is completely irrelevant what Biden would or wouldn't do. It was a piece of fiction. A cynical satirical comment on the SCOTUS decision. @silkester @h absurd take that Biden doesn't have enough power when US made weapons are what's being used in Gaza. Absurd take to conclude that a power imbalance so extreme one side is able to literally starve the other has the same threat level for conducting genocide. Absurd take to compare the threat level of a hypothetical genocide 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀. Not in an election year. Take a look into history: See Nixon and the Vietnam peace talks, see Reagan and Iran Contra @silkester @vex @h Well, anyway, a lot of people were slaughtered in cold blood by remote control. Maybe we can agree on that much. Perhaps with some tweaking of language. Many humans had their lives removed from their bodies by devices operated by technicians. Is that enough passive voice to pass muster as hasbara? What I like most about Terry Pratchett is his political analysis: The upper classes are too stupid, corrupt and competitive to rule. Our only hope is a benevelant autocrat. Unfortunately, benevelant autocrats only exist in the sort of places where are also found dragons, wizards, talking dogs, and honest cops. @vex @h #tRump will be expendable within a few weeks. The #Project2025 agenda will no longer require his services #JDVance & #MoscowMike will rule with #Musk & impunity. #TFG will die of poison, as befits an obsolete #Putin tool @PeachMcD @vex @h The asshats might not want to try to bump off someone who's been deified by conspiracy theorists. Imagine 4 years of the Q Crew demanding investigations and show trials that they'll never be satisfied with. When does Congress find time for Project 2025? A 25th Amendment-related play could work-- trot him out weekly for fans like some figurehead king in a wheelchair, while Cpt. Couchfucker actually destroys civilization. But Trump is probably too stubborn to play along. I'd actually prefer your scenario. But I still think Couchfucker is *exactly* the type to off his boss & mourn him loudly... kangaroo investigations are a GQP specialty I don't know about that. Who could whip up the kind of fervor that the Orange Julius Caesar can? His personality cult is fanatical. Were something to happen, it'd be a problem. Smarter for the dark MAGA lords to keep Jim Jones Jr in charge so he can provide entertainment for the masses while all the evil stuff happens We shall see, I suppose I guess that's why nobody whacked him last time either... And I realize picking a horrible second in command is kind of a (literal) life insurance 😬 @willow1958 @h yup they will 25th amendment him quite quick, retire him to a golf course and then use Vance as the figure head to execute Project 2025. @willow1958 @h To paraphrase hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, he holds no real power, he's just there to distract from the people who do. @h They can’t. He’s the mask of quasi normalcy over their ugly agenda. “It’s just tRump being tRump.” He will be of use to them Democracy is so broken it only looks like Democracy on the surface. @davey_cakes @h yeah might need to open a bug report for this before its used maliciously :blobnervous2: Trump isn't the leader of the #MAGAts. He's their current mascot. There has been a vibrant, dynamic, scary grassroots fascist movement in America for a century. They won't go away till they're chased out. They'll find a new mascot. They always have. They didn't go away when the pope yanked Father Caughlin chain. They didn't go away when Senator Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death. They didn't go away when Nixon resigned. They're the *real* problem we need to deal with, not their front men. This post seriously doesn't leave our Explore page probably because of the timestamp 😭😭😭 Legit gonna have to manually remove it from there @h This has remained at the top of my trending page since you posted it and I think It's because my Mastodon server is just interpreting it as 'now' and so it's not decreasing in trending 'value' @h The post date didn't show up for me at first, which totally changed the viewing experience. 🤭 Karma is finally paying me back for that time in 1988 I put a handful of quarters in a jukebox and played “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 20 times in a row. |
@h seems like you hacked the mastodon algorithm with your post from the future 💀