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hazel

oh my god they killed him day 1?????

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Farshid Hakimy / فرشید

@h seems like you hacked the mastodon algorithm with your post from the future 💀

Jakob Krakel

@farshidhakimy so I'm not the only one seeing this on top since hours? Phew ...

Critical Silence

@Jakob_Krakel have a look at the date and you'll know, this will be there for a couple of weeks now 😁 @farshidhakimy

Vex

@h while it'd be funny for him to die before inauguration, next in line would be worse for us.

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@vex @h indeed, but at least we wouldn't have to hear or see him alive ever again.

TheAnymouseProphet

@vex
Not sure next in line has the same sway over the rest of MAGA though.

However if something did happen on or before day 1, next in line (or the people behind him) are who I would investigate first.
@h

Vex

@SocialJusticeHeals @h look at how blue maga responded to Harris replacing Biden. The control would still be there, because desperation is its source.

GhostOnTheHalfShell

@SocialJusticeHeals @vex @h

I think that’s very true. Trump has been so idolized that the coalition built around him, especially the Christian nationalists would struggle to find a center.

A lot of pastors would have to do quick footwork to anoint a successor. And it’s hard to say whether that successor could pull off the same hat trick. Because Trump’s very artificial businessman image is part of the entire package.

And the power struggles. Oh boy.

SatanicPanDick

@vex @h It's like that show House of Cards, but with even more sexual predators than just Kevin Spacey

I don't know. I never watched House of Cards. Could be wrong 😂

Starraven

@vex @h

Except the next in line was formerly his biggest critic. I suspect, in keeping with the opportunism of the party, Vance courted Trump for the nomination as VP, knowing no one else would want it after Trump was prepared to sacrifice Pence, knowing he couldn't swing getting a presidential nomination himself, and knowing there was a good chance Trump would not make it to the end of his second term.

Vex

@starraven @h yeah but he didn't criticize Trump for being too fascist, but instead for being too obvious/an idiot about it.

CohenTheBlue

@starraven @vex @h That's not the dynamic I see. Trump has said Vance doesn't matter etc, that fits with Thiel or someone making a deal to get Vance installed.

Starraven

@alisca @vex @h

But doesn't have to be any more once he's president.

Starraven

@alisca @vex @h
It's true, whether you think so or not.

Kev

@starraven you're making a prediction there, not stating a fact. Suggesting "it's true" is dumb.

Starraven

@alisca
Trump has proven the President will do almost as he pleases. Nothing will be there to restrain Vance, either if he goes off script. THAT is true. The only thing open to prediction is whether he will, assuming he wants a shot at a second term.

jonathankoren

@vex @h that will be the day he becomes presidential

Silkester

@vex @h

As would be 3rd in line. Should Biden opt for his new immunity, he'll have SEAL team 6 busy. Though it would be much easier simply to change the mandate of the SS protecting 1st, 2nd and 3rd in line than send SEAL Team 6.

Vex

@silkester @h Biden wouldn't even stop a genocide to prevent fascism. This is just fantasizing a "good" authoritarian.

Silkester

@vex @h

For one Biden is not as powerful as you think, and denying bombs to Israel comes with its own risk of genocide on the other side of the conflict.

Aside from that, my comment was not in any shape or form related to and likely future. It is completely irrelevant what Biden would or wouldn't do.

It was a piece of fiction. A cynical satirical comment on the SCOTUS decision.

Vex

@silkester @h absurd take that Biden doesn't have enough power when US made weapons are what's being used in Gaza. Absurd take to conclude that a power imbalance so extreme one side is able to literally starve the other has the same threat level for conducting genocide. Absurd take to compare the threat level of a hypothetical genocide 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀.

Silkester

@vex @h

Not in an election year. Take a look into history: See Nixon and the Vietnam peace talks, see Reagan and Iran Contra
Plus: Global forces and historical injuries like Stalin almost starting a second holocaust against Jews in Russia when the wounds from the German Holocaust were fresh.Zionists are merciless in Palestine because of their history.
The US just tail tugged left Afghanistan and Trump released the Taliban to boot. Biden followed through because he hardly had any other choice.

Frank Bennett

@silkester @vex @h Well, anyway, a lot of people were slaughtered in cold blood by remote control. Maybe we can agree on that much. Perhaps with some tweaking of language. Many humans had their lives removed from their bodies by devices operated by technicians. Is that enough passive voice to pass muster as hasbara?

Silkester

@fgbjr @vex @h
Yes, and Netanjahu used US bomb and could buy those bomb even after the crimes against humanity and genocide was a verifiable allegation.

Biden was still in an impossible situation.

Iran had made it clear it would bomb Israel with its drones. Catch22

Levka

@vex @silkester @h

What I like most about Terry Pratchett is his political analysis: The upper classes are too stupid, corrupt and competitive to rule. Our only hope is a benevelant autocrat. Unfortunately, benevelant autocrats only exist in the sort of places where are also found dragons, wizards, talking dogs, and honest cops.

PeachMcD

@vex @h
Do y'all honestly think the asshats haven't gamed this all the way through?

#tRump will be expendable within a few weeks. The #Project2025 agenda will no longer require his services

#JDVance & #MoscowMike will rule with #Musk & impunity. #TFG will die of poison, as befits an obsolete #Putin tool

Hak Foo

@PeachMcD @vex @h The asshats might not want to try to bump off someone who's been deified by conspiracy theorists.

Imagine 4 years of the Q Crew demanding investigations and show trials that they'll never be satisfied with. When does Congress find time for Project 2025?

A 25th Amendment-related play could work-- trot him out weekly for fans like some figurehead king in a wheelchair, while Cpt. Couchfucker actually destroys civilization. But Trump is probably too stubborn to play along.

PeachMcD

@hakfoo @vex @h

I'd actually prefer your scenario. But I still think Couchfucker is *exactly* the type to off his boss & mourn him loudly... kangaroo investigations are a GQP specialty

🌴 Seph 💭👾
@PeachMcD @vex @h He's definitely expendable, but I suspect they'll wait, after all, why not let him preen before the people and take all the blame? You can get more done when people aren't watching you after all.
R

@PeachMcD @vex @h

I don't know about that. Who could whip up the kind of fervor that the Orange Julius Caesar can? His personality cult is fanatical. Were something to happen, it'd be a problem.

Smarter for the dark MAGA lords to keep Jim Jones Jr in charge so he can provide entertainment for the masses while all the evil stuff happens

PeachMcD

@rawfile @vex @h

We shall see, I suppose
Can't say I'm looking forward to what's going to happen but the stench in God's nostrils has gone on so long, something's gotta give

econads

@PeachMcD @vex @h oh there's plenty of other ways for people who Putin wants gone to die. Windows, exotic nerve gases, getting locked in suitcases, accidentally locking themselves in suitcases after shooting themselves in the back of the head...

unusual zone of infecundity
@vex @h and the democrat establishment would be far more comfortable welcoming him than trump :akko_badday:
Beldarak

@vex @h next in line may be worse but don't have the same following and sect appeal

Zoidberg For President

@vex @h Fascism never reaches power through one person.

Nini

@vex @h He would be more valuable as a martyr than as a bumbling slurring coke fiend with dementia to them, then you get to build the myth of his legacy and use that to keep people on board with Couchfucker in Chief.

❄️SnowBård❄️

@vex @h

I guess that's why nobody whacked him last time either...

And I realize picking a horrible second in command is kind of a (literal) life insurance 😬

athe52

@h holy shit a post from 2025 :O

Vex

@openrain502r @h oh shit lol is this gonna be top post on mastodon until Jan 21? 😂

Dragoniff

@h I'm making the mother of all omelettes here, jack! Can't fret over every egg!

DELETED

@h It's never been about him. He's just a useful idiot.

chx

@willow1958 @h yup they will 25th amendment him quite quick, retire him to a golf course and then use Vance as the figure head to execute Project 2025.

A January Sponge

@willow1958 @h To paraphrase hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, he holds no real power, he's just there to distract from the people who do.

Eggler

@h The only news I want to hear about him and his cronies.

AndyReRe

@h i would respectfully allah akbar all day.

gavinisdie :troll:

@h he sadly met the fate of all presidents before him

Andre

@h no need. JD couch molester will become the one at the top when the dementia becomes too obvious even for them

@pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS

@h They can’t. He’s the mask of quasi normalcy over their ugly agenda. “It’s just tRump being tRump.” He will be of use to them Democracy is so broken it only looks like Democracy on the surface.

Davey

@h lol, I think this post is going to be stuck on top of Explore until February

Iwillyeah

@h guys in the comments genuinely discussing a coup sound even more mental than the people who thought he'd see a night in jail.

Amber

@h@social.besties.house I regret viewing this on remote instance my god the comments

Levka

@h

Trump isn't the leader of the #MAGAts. He's their current mascot. There has been a vibrant, dynamic, scary grassroots fascist movement in America for a century. They won't go away till they're chased out. They'll find a new mascot. They always have. They didn't go away when the pope yanked Father Caughlin chain. They didn't go away when Senator Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death. They didn't go away when Nixon resigned. They're the *real* problem we need to deal with, not their front men.

MIfoodie

@h HOW DID YOU DO THAT DATE IN THE FUTURE THING!?!?

hazel

@MIfoodie by being an admin of my own instance I can edit the timestamp in my servers database

😀🚲

@h I give vance maybe 17hrs and then the whole chain of succession cascades like a ski slope

Sam

@h Nooo, not JD, he was so loyal!

spráFce

@h I wondered why this is not the first time I see this toot... :mastoflushed: :masto_wink: 🙈

Jargoggles

@h
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Republicans either looked the other way while someone offs him or they do it themselves and blame some other group for it.

Trump is past the peak of his popularity. He's becoming even more of a liability than ever and for a lot less payoff. He can't drive big turnouts at his rallies and he can't keep people at them. He lost votes since last election.

At what point do they decide that Trump is much more useful as a martyr?

@h
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Republicans either looked the other way while someone offs him or they do it themselves and blame some other group for it.

Trump is past the peak of his popularity. He's becoming even more of a liability than ever and for a lot less payoff. He can't drive big turnouts at his rallies and he can't keep people at them. He lost votes since last election.

RoBo

@h please add *spoiler alert* to your post for us that haven't watched it yet

jums

@h Have you seen "The plot against America"?

Purple :verified:

@h

This post seriously doesn't leave our Explore page probably because of the timestamp 😭😭😭

Legit gonna have to manually remove it from there

Mik3y

@h can we all agree tis is a dope bug

Tom Casavant

@h This has remained at the top of my trending page since you posted it and I think It's because my Mastodon server is just interpreting it as 'now' and so it's not decreasing in trending 'value'

Rebecca Wallace

@h The post date didn't show up for me at first, which totally changed the viewing experience. 🤭

Boris

@h just here to say it's a shame we can't fav this once more every day.

Sammy 🐾

@h why are there so many long and serious replies and discussion below what is clearly a funny joke post

Wainscott101

@h Stay low
Reach above
Find common ground ~wiseman

Nep (Travis) Smith

@h @ivory this has stayed at the top of my “Popular and Trending” list for more than a week. I mean it’s great but…

Andrew

@h

Karma is finally paying me back for that time in 1988 I put a handful of quarters in a jukebox and played “Don’t Worry Be Happy” 20 times in a row.

Kasey Strube

@h I’m not boosting or favoriting this or I’ll end up on some list.

skatercat🛼

@h This makes me laugh every.single.day.

RatchCarson

@h wow this bug feels like Mastodon history that will never be remembered

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