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@nathans But he's probably just farting through his mouth again. I didnโt even look at your profile, I just clicked follow โcause YAAAAAASSSSSS! Well, THAT ought to get all the journalists who can't bring themselves to leave Twitter on his side. I don't need another reason to Vote Blue but a full Bird Site shutdown would be a nice bonus gift. Now do Facebook too! @MedeaVanamonde @nathans If only it would bankrupt him. That $44 billion is just pocket money for Leon. @astroPug @MedeaVanamonde @nathans Billionaires all get their money from other people's pockets and claim it's a special talent. @nathans What Elmo fails to mention is that the shutdown will be due to his billionaire foreign creditors deciding they're not getting their expected return of chaos and destruction from Xitter and cutting off the money tap. @neonharbinger @dkbgeek @duckwhistle Honestly, I suspect his illegal status back in the day is the least of his worries or crimes. @neonharbinger @nazokiyoubinbou @nathans Exactly - if he can't get Trump elected with X, he may as well stop losing money on it and shut it down. @nathans We had the exact same type of declaration from a TV host called Cyril Hanouna that declared he would leave the country if the left wing won at the latest election. Left wing won and people were yelling "Hanouna GTFO" in the streets afterwards ๐ @nathans But where are all the Qanon and MAGA freaks going to post their election conspiracies then? @Wrewdison @thegibson @nathans BURN THE SILOS, SALT THE EARTH, BURN THE BRIDGES BEHIND US. FOR FREEDOM! @kusuriya @Wrewdison @thegibson @nathans dangit I mixed up the order again. Would somebody mind sending a rescue team to the bridge? Yeah, the one on fire. Cool, thanks. Also, does anybody need a silo full of salt? @randomgeek @Wrewdison @thegibson @nathans It happens, Ill send the chinook over. @Wrewdison @randomgeek @thegibson @nathans have at. I call rear door gunner. @Wrewdison @randomgeek @thegibson @nathans My favorite bus the US Army operates. @kusuriya @randomgeek @thegibson @nathans itโs a legit cool airframe - Iโd love to fly one for real. @Wrewdison @kusuriya @randomgeek @nathans rotating wing aircraft is madness. like heli-pilots are a whole other breed of human, so much going on from a physics perspective. @thegibson @Wrewdison @randomgeek @nathans dual rotor like the Chinook are a whole second level of madness too. You have an air frame with two cuisine arts strapped to it that moves in all directions at the same time but still flies. @kusuriya @thegibson @randomgeek @nathans gotta love those giant counter-rotating rotors thoughโฆ Also gotta keep in mind the size of a chinookโฆ theyโre not small. The spacial awareness needed to fly one effectively is ridiculous. @Wrewdison @thegibson @randomgeek @nathans also keeping in mind the cargo inside. I was in one once where they forgot they were carrying people in the back and swung it around like a centrifuge to turn it around. A mid air 180 on a dime. @kusuriya @thegibson @randomgeek @nathans thatโd be fun! @Wrewdison @thegibson @randomgeek @nathans Once my stomach settled and I realized I was still inside the helicopter it was fun. @kusuriya @Wrewdison @randomgeek @nathans Things that look graceful from the ground, rarely are at altitude. @kusuriya @thegibson @randomgeek @nathans VRS (settling with power) is a thing. This is the result. @nathans i am now planning to vote 34,816 times in the swing state of WI because of this news Elon. Get. Out. Nazi. The thought of Musk taking his toy away in a huff of anger makes me chuckle and I really want to see this. Letโs win this thing. @nathans I still believe that Elon will eventually shut down Xitter so he can claim a huge capital loss like his hero TFG has done In the past. @nathans if you weren't convinced to vote for Kamala Harris yet, surely you must be now? @nathans @pattykimura It will save me the difficult decision I've been procrastinating of whether to delete my account before his AI gets ahold of it. @nathans If Harris wins, he will X-it with poop smeared all over his proboscis. Musk will remain a pest no matter the outcome. @nathans @nathans Sure, because then his money bonfire would have proven a failure to his foreign investors. Makes sense actually. [Edited to remove "boondoggle" which I have just learned is a classist slur] @the_turtle @nathans He was going to but then he remembered apartheid was over. @nathans Tell us you bought a media platform to kill a public square without telling us you bought a media platform to kill a public square @nathans We in Spain have a realy good saying for something like that. "This is the fucking paradise" |
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Lets goooo, everybody! Lit the fuse, vote blue!!