Gregory's ServerTrains are so great. Someone should invent trains
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 @mcc What if trains could be less efficient and use 500,000% more electricity though? π€    @mcc some white dude will do it, call it Choochooly, and try to monetise it in previously unseen unpleasant ways. They'll be hoping to cash out before their SeriesB even comes through.   @JimJoe That would be cool. *although, to be a drag, that corridor is already pretty well served by rail; & there might be bigger "bang for the buck" in places/routes where the tracks don't go (or no longer go). **&, to be a bigger drag, you'd probably need new pavement & road alignments to get towards the kind of speed you're thinking of ***I can be a really big drag, can't I? Trains. Trains with many many many cars. Trains that can get every asshole suit into NYC and back so they Don't Screw Up The Roads Driving Like Assholes. We don't need more 'cops'. We need Blue Thunder shredding Mercedes and BMW assholes to ribbons on Rt 3, Rt 280, and Rt 78 when they drive like Assholes. Tell those Fucks its included free with their taxes.   @mcc Iβm proud to announce my new cars on tracks service as a service, funded by crypto, and powered by AI. All sales will be processed on Blockchain. Customer support by ChatGPT. Youβre Welcomeβ’οΈ @mcc You're on to something there. Imagineers like you will one day inspire the world .   @mcc I once heard trains described as the engineering equivalent of the crab in evolution.   @mcc Trains of thought, Bridal trains, and not forgetting those trains for moving unwanted water;-O |
@mcc Australia: this but unironically.