@intransitivelie Werewolf Explodes put out some great records

@intransitivelie@beige.party Allowing only one vote on this is kinda mean, tho. ^^

@intransitivelie@beige.party undefined behavior, don't touch either of them afterwards or the world may collapse

@intransitivelie Divide by 0 error

@intransitivelie@beige.party the movie underworld.

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The plot of "Underworld"...

@intransitivelie the vampire says ow

@intransitivelie this is actually the plot of an Elder Scrolls Online dungeon, except instead of a werewolf it's a dragon.

The vampire becomes a dragon, but it's too much power and the dragon blood overtakes him in an epic finale

@intransitivelie This sounds like one of the oral arguments at the Supreme Court this morning.

@intransitivelie as you can see in vampire diaries, the bite poisons the vampire and the vampire dies slowly while having hallucinations

@intransitivelie Buffy kills them both

@intransitivelie romantics win out!

@intransitivelie I somehow imagine how the werewolf turns away in disgust because vampires taste gross and dry and then the vampire dissolves into dust

@intransitivelie ... an argument in AO3 comments ?

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A Werehuman.

That's a vampirewolf ( see #1) that turns into a normal human once a month on the new moon, and remains in wolf form the rest of the month feeding on the blood of wolves.

#tigerblood for no reason.

@intransitivelie Here's a handy guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE80Mdv7eTs

@intransitivelie werepire

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I always thought Vampires were undead and sustained themselves with the blood of the living. Which would make them very resistant to pathogens since they could just go "Dry" for a bit, and eradicate any infection.

I would think the werewolf wouldn't like biting one since it would be like a corpse and taste horrid.

For the reverse. The idea that a non-vampire can become one via bite from a vampires makes no sense, it would mean exponential growth

@intransitivelie The Vampire gets hairy at night and loses his ability to attract beautiful women.

@intransitivelie It is the first two. It had happened I think in The Originals. I may be mistaken because there's like 700,000 vampire shows but I'm absolutely sure that's the answer.
I believe her name was Haley. You're welcome internet.

@intransitivelie Vampire becomes werewolf because, all other things being equal, cute and fuzzy wins every time.

@intransitivelie Werebat at full moon.

@intransitivelie go watch Underworld and find out! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(film_series)

@intransitivelie In the Bulgarian mythology they are nearly the same thing, so nothing.

@intransitivelie Werevampire

@intransitivelie A werewolf if a cures on the living. A vampire is undead, so it a swing and a miss by the werewolf.

@intransitivelie The werewolf vomits and subsequently dies from diarrhoea.

@intransitivelie ... "the same as if the vampire bites the werewolf" [Mac09], but unluckily the researchers documenting this were killed by the vampires and werewolves held in cages before they could write what exactly it was. The paper was published posthumously¹.

¹ one of those words I have to C&P from the dictionary to avoid typos.

@intransitivelie Other: Werempire

@intransitivelie option 2 should really be Werepire 😁

@intransitivelie There was a Vincent Price movie that went over all the monster combinations! It even gave names to the vampire-werewolf and the vampire-ghoul.

@intransitivelie wolfbat or horny fanfiction. Or horny wolfbat fanfic

@intransitivelie An Igor hath to thew the miththing partth of the vampire on again.

@intransitivelie They both become zombies... duh...

@intransitivelie May I introduce you to VvWW by a creative team that substantially overlaps the one behind Oglaf?

https://youtu.be/gE80Mdv7eTs

@intransitivelie A disturbance in the Force.

@intransitivelie @samikelsh This seems relevant to your interests! ☺️

@intransitivelie the vampire will be a werewolf, too. Is that a wolvampire then?

@intransitivelie I know I've seen movies where a werewolf gets killed and immediately returns to human form. So death undoes werewolf transformation. I posit that the vampire would be technically under the werewolf curse, but be too dead to ever actually transform.

In other words, it's like the question of whether vampires can ever get married (clearly no, it's "til death do you part")

@intransitivelie @Taffer this must be where umpires come from

@intransitivelie They become a hybrid.

@TheKinrar can we get polls as long as that one is, please?~ 👉👈