@intransitivelie ... "the same as if the vampire bites the werewolf" [Mac09], but unluckily the researchers documenting this were killed by the vampires and werewolves held in cages before they could write what exactly it was. The paper was published posthumously¹.
¹ one of those words I have to C&P from the dictionary to avoid typos.
@mdione
Bringing the receipts and everything! I salute your academic research 😉