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:eeveecoffee: Kingu

@mwl On a Facebook post of this, someone said "I would just open the window for my new friend"

That's exactly how tourists have their hotel room destroyed and got hurt in Canada.

JKB

@kingu @mwl Before going to Canada for the first time I asked a friend who lives there if there was something I needed to know before going.

She said "wildlife in Canada is larger, more aggressive, and way more dangerous than you imagine; yes, even squirrels".

Kint :verified:🤘💀

@jkb @kingu @mwl Allow me to be very specific about our Canadian Geese; they sure are pretty, they sure want to eat your face.

Aphrodite ☑️ :boost_ok:

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

as someone who did move to canada after a certain election (i’m a triple national, i don’t have immigration issues), this has totally false disinformation.

no one dies in canada.

…ok except for Gord but no one likes Gord.

Chris Hayes

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl Lol first time seeing this xkcd.

It's particularly funny to me because I have a relative saying the same thing who got their dual citizenship post 2016. Still not sure if they're actually serious about moving to Canada.

xs4me2

@adelinej @jkb @kingu @mwl

Well even in the Netherlands… we have a few domestic ones that attack dogs and visitors 😬

xs4me2

@adelinej @jkb @kingu @mwl

Or bite me in the butt when I don’t feed them 🤭

Voline

@jkb @kingu @mwl
Ah, yes. The Ontario sabre-tooth squirrel.

Eric the Cerise

@jkb

Did she warn you about the mosquitos? 'Cuz day-um...

@kingu @mwl @5ciFiGirl

Eric the Cerise

@kingu

Predatory birds, too ... make chicken hawks look like chickens.

@jkb @mwl @5ciFiGirl

phi1997

@kingu
New friends aren't always good friends
@mwl

Nazani

@mwl They'll take over decks & dog houses.

Mike Erdely

@mwl "You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate."

monkϵyborg 🦾🐵

@mwl I know you got bread crumbs in there motherfucker

Flash Mob Of One

@mwl I mean, geese are the descendants of dinosaurs.

Liz❤💃

@FlashMobOfOne so are an astonishing number of relatives of the orange pustule's followers

Eric the Cerise

@mwl

Mood ... As the author, the reader, or the goose?

Michael W Lucas¹ :flan_mail:

dang, the :goose_peek: hit a nerve.

Muting this thread to keep my mentions usable, sorry.

corvax

@mwl Peace was never an option

Dataeducata

@mwl Watch out, that goose has a crowbar (she must have borrowed it)

Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE

@mwl My lad is a pestie. He once had to deal with some geese (you don't want them wandering around inside a food factory).

Having dealt with them he took them home and put them in the freezer. But due to an electricity company cock-up they cut off the power whilst he was on holiday for the next several weeks. The results were ... not very nice. Negotiating the compensation for the frozen geese with the electricity company was, he said, interesting.

eyrea

@TimWardCam @mwl I take it these were not Canadian geese.

Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE

@eyrea @mwl Dunno. They were whatever sort tries to get into food factories in Manchester.

Glitzersachen.de

@TimWardCam @eyrea @mwl

English geese? For purposes of this discussion they probably count as ducks.

😉

Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE

@glitzersachen @eyrea @mwl I don't think he's ever had any ducks, perhaps they don't try to get into factories.

Squirrels, now, plenty of those ...

ohmu

@mwl
When next I need to summon implacability, I will call open a Canada goose as my spirit creature.

Roadskater, Ph.D.

@ohmu @mwl But you'll be easily distracted by a human walking by with a loose shoelace.

Shantell Powell

@mwl if you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

bodhidave

@mwl

reminds me a bit of my sister's dog, Midge, who looks at me like this ... while I'm doing open-eyed #meditation

🙏 🐶

Rob Chapman :ohai: ✍🏼🐧

@mwl "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?"

Vern

Hahaha. Looks like a 90s Indy rock album cover...

Ben Thompson

@mwl I don't know, maybe the goose has an warmhearted purpose for wanting in, like, to scare away the intruder that's hiding in the bathroom.

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