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JKB

@kingu @mwl Before going to Canada for the first time I asked a friend who lives there if there was something I needed to know before going.

She said "wildlife in Canada is larger, more aggressive, and way more dangerous than you imagine; yes, even squirrels".

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Kint :verified:🤘💀

@jkb @kingu @mwl Allow me to be very specific about our Canadian Geese; they sure are pretty, they sure want to eat your face.

Aphrodite ☑️ :boost_ok:

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

as someone who did move to canada after a certain election (i’m a triple national, i don’t have immigration issues), this has totally false disinformation.

no one dies in canada.

…ok except for Gord but no one likes Gord.

Chris Hayes

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl Lol first time seeing this xkcd.

It's particularly funny to me because I have a relative saying the same thing who got their dual citizenship post 2016. Still not sure if they're actually serious about moving to Canada.

xs4me2

@adelinej @jkb @kingu @mwl

Well even in the Netherlands… we have a few domestic ones that attack dogs and visitors 😬

xs4me2

@adelinej @jkb @kingu @mwl

Or bite me in the butt when I don’t feed them 🤭

Voline

@jkb @kingu @mwl
Ah, yes. The Ontario sabre-tooth squirrel.

Eric the Cerise

@jkb

Did she warn you about the mosquitos? 'Cuz day-um...

@kingu @mwl @5ciFiGirl

Eric the Cerise

@kingu

Predatory birds, too ... make chicken hawks look like chickens.

@jkb @mwl @5ciFiGirl

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