@kingu @mwl Before going to Canada for the first time...

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@kingu @mwl Before going to Canada for the first time I asked a friend who lives there if there was something I needed to know before going.

She said "wildlife in Canada is larger, more aggressive, and way more dangerous than you imagine; yes, even squirrels".

Like 22 April at 13:32 | Wall-to-wall | Open on octodon.social

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Kint :verified:🤘💀

@jkb @kingu @mwl Allow me to be very specific about our Canadian Geese; they sure are pretty, they sure want to eat your face.

22 April at 14:08 | Open on mstdn.ca

Digital Mark λ 📚 🕹 💾 🥃

@jkb @kingu @mwl
https://xkcd.com/180/
#canada

22 April at 14:11 | Open on appdot.net

Bob Davidson

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

They eat Beaver Tail for dessert in Canada!

22 April at 14:15 | Open on mastodon.radio

Michael W Lucas¹ :flan_mail:

@wa7iut @mdhughes @jkb @kingu

The mighty Beaver Tail Hunters are among the most respected Canadians.

22 April at 14:16 | Open on io.mwl.io

:eeveecoffee: Kingu

@mwl @wa7iut @mdhughes @jkb

True fact!!

22 April at 14:18 | Open on mstdn.social

Catherine is Tired

@wa7iut @mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl nope, not going there.

22 April at 20:14 | Open on mastodon.world

Aphrodite ☑️ :boost_ok:

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

as someone who did move to canada after a certain election (i’m a triple national, i don’t have immigration issues), this has totally false disinformation.

no one dies in canada.

…ok except for Gord but no one likes Gord.

22 April at 16:59 | Open on chaos.social

Glitzersachen.de

@Aphrodite @mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

Pst, don't so loud. Otherwise you'll be in immigrants 2 meter deep.

22 April at 18:58 | Open on hachyderm.io

Tim Lavoie

@glitzersachen @Aphrodite @mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl Have you been here? We've got some room.

22 April at 22:33 | Open on cosocial.ca

Glitzersachen.de

@tim_lavoie @Aphrodite @mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl

*joke*

22 April at 23:57 | Open on hachyderm.io

Chris‌‬ Hayes‌

@mdhughes @jkb @kingu @mwl Lol first time seeing this xkcd.

It's particularly funny to me because I have a relative saying the same thing who got their dual citizenship post 2016. Still not sure if they're actually serious about moving to Canada.

22 April at 21:09 | Open on fosstodon.org