@danhon Paging @jwz

@danhon put em on quertee!

@danhon Maybe a DO NOT REPLY TO DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE would be useful?

@danhon “I know how to use search engines” (related to the first, but broader, maybe)

4. Do not reply to deny my lived experience (h/t @Meyerweb)

@danhon immediately saving all to photos

@danhon these are great and also NICE LOOKING

@danhon I love this

@danhon This is the epitomous "don't make me tap the sign" post. Glorious. Thank you!

@danhon
"This is not a place of honor" vibes from the third one :)

@danhon I love that these are in more than one language!

@danhon DO NOT REPLY to tell me why adblockers are bad?

@danhon These are great.

@danhon THIS IS NOT A POST OF HONOR
NO GREAT QUESTIONS ARE ASKED HERE
etc

@danhon Genius.

@danhon ... how about one for the Long-term nuclear waste warning message?

@danhon This is brilliant, public service. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@danhon perhaps a Do Not Reply this was an attempt at humor (or sarcasm)

@danhon so good. Collectively these feel like a great (part of a) code of conduct or values statement for someone's mastodon instance ... ? "By tearing open this shrink wrap you agree to the following"

@danhon these are so good and german as the first alternate language is *chef's kiss*

@danhon amazing. Seems very relevant to @b0rk

@danhon What about adding threatened sanctions? "Do not ... or I will ..." to make the fediverse a really friendly place.

@danhon Thank you for these!

How about:

Do not boost (or: only boost if you will also police your followers in the replies)

Do not snitch (as in: if I have deliberately avoided using a particular string here to avoid hostile searches, don't betray me)

Do not repeat (go to the trouble of reading existing replies before posting yours)

@danhon "Do not reply to tell me 'but that's how the internet works'."

@danhon These are great. My suggestion:

Do not reply if you can't imagine why I need to do this.

I hate comments suggesting I do a completely different thing because the commenter can't imagine why what I want to do would ever be necessary.

@danhon 🎵 Did you ever know that you’re my hero 🎵

@danhon Might I suggest an opposing message to round out the collection?

"DO NOT REPLY WITH SERIOUS SUGGESTIONS."

This is a shitpost. Please add to this with your own original humour and/or light-hearted commiserations.

@danhon “DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE” - Oh wow, my inner monologue has been screaming this one at work for the last couple of weeks

(I know it’s not the intended target of that image, but so many “have never touched a keyboard to code” people suggesting we build features the most asinine way has wore me out lately)

@danhon These are absolutely incredible 🙌

Love the Do Not Reply To Tell Me To Use Open Source Software one especially

@danhon Suggestion: Do not reply to tell me that the cloud is someone else's computer.

@danhon brilliant! Saved from all annoyances except the people who will reply just that but, you know, *ironically*

@danhon @kidskylark How about: DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING TANGENTIALLY RELATED INSTEAD

@danhon DO NOT REPLY WITH A JOKE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY MADE

@danhon this would be an excellent use case for being able to save the alt text with the image so I don’t have to enter it every freaking time.

@danhon
French for the blue one, in case you would like it (and I do realise the paradoxical nature of my own message but there we are):
- Ceci est une observation
- N'offrez pas d'aide
- Inutile de répondre

@danhon GLORIOUS

@danhon idk how exactly to phrase it but I'd probably use one to say something along the lines of "just because I am interacting with my moots and I have light skin does NOT mean it's appropriate to respond with the whitest message I have ever seen" bc racists seem to take my avatar as an indication that I'll agree with them 😐

@danhon I wonder if Mastodon could easily implement an Only Allow Replies From People I Follow checkbox. (Yes: a software suggestion.)

@danhon
LOL just gonna bookmark this for later... 🤣

@danhon "I've already Googled it myself" would cover a lot of stuff

@danhon can you make one that explains how to use #fediblock

@danhon this is amazing. It reminds me a little bit of TLP levels (ARG -- Anti-Reply-Guy -- levels?)

@danhon missing 'do not reply unless your direct experience matches my scenario.' I've long been inoculated against this due to a general lack of patience + inattentive ADD, but sometimes this would be easier

Another might be 'do not reply with chatGPT/AI prompt output'

@danhon
How about DO NOT REPLY WITH AN OBLIGATORY XKCD

@danhon these are wonderful. I love the art and design. Thanks for sharing them.

@danhon I think we all know why German is the second line. IYKYK

Absolutely love these!

@danhon Damn, I feel bad replying as I feel I'm falling into one of these situations that need another image (sort of no need to reply for typos, just keep the idea).
But as you said we may reply, there it goes: You have an extra "S" in spanish "Necesario" (last sentence in the blue image).

Btw, I'm stealing them 😁

@danhon

I think this is an excellent idea.

I also think that the white space between the languages is better than not having it.

@danhon
Can I suggest either of those :
- a sign : I don’t need you to fix my typos
- a typo to be fixed somewhere

😄

@danhon "do not reply unless you have read all the replies on the original instance to see if someone already said what you were going to say" seems to be a common problem with activitypub-microblogging

@danhon now on telegram! (if thats okay (i credited you)) https://t.me/addstickers/donotreply

@danhon i'm often in need of a unilateral "germans DNI" sign tbh

but maybe that would be too on the nose,

@danhon 🧑‍🍳 😗 amazing.

@danhon This should become a native Mastodon feature :lolsob:​

@danhon I could sometimes use a DO NOT REPLY WITH OBTUSE SARCASM IF I DO NOT KNOW YOU

@danhon

Okay, I laughed. And downloaded a couple.

@danhon these seem like different version of getting unsolicited advice from someone else ​:thinking_ai:​

@danhon

I would make it simpler and shorter, as many people are not posting on their mother tongue. Something like

DO NOT REPLY

..

@danhon you struck a chord with deep harmonics.

Seriously, someone needs to make these into masto compatible emoji

@danhon "Do not reply to tell me to use the word Fediverse"

@danhon Actually I love this.. while the default should always be for people to be welcome to rely and disagree.. some people may specifically not want that, and I do agree it should be assumed open and welcoming unless explicitly stated otherwise. So these seem like a good way to do that.

@danhon this totally ☝️

@danhon The more I read this thread the more toxic this gets. Definitely going to block you.

@danhon 😍

Paging @b0rk

@danhon I wish Mastodon supported per-post reply settings. Then we wouldn't need to use these overt strategies.