mastodon username @Freedom4MeAnd4Thee just let me know George Soros personally ruined his parents' marriage, and i am now "red-pilled"
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mastodon username @Freedom4MeAnd4Thee just let me know George Soros personally ruined his parents' marriage, and i am now "red-pilled"
healyn
Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that A) I'm done shaving my face, and B) This is my expression when reading all your bullshit
healyn
Triz is back! In pog form
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sooo, some personal news. i've been hired to defend donald trump in his impeachment trial
healyn
i refuse to watch The Hunt For Red October because it's not possible to hunt a month. An absurd movie on its face
healyn
the uptick in mentions of 1984 and 230 and 69 is just more evidence of the growing tyranny of numbers. subscribe to my onlyfans for an in-depth breakdown
healyn
i don't know if there's an influx of new users, but my sincere, honest tip to anyone new is to just interact with people in a non-weird way i've immediately followed back people in the past, and sometimes it's been a huge mistake. but i've always been receptive to anyone who just wants to shoot the shit in a decent way
healyn
did something happen with daveman before he nuked his account?
healyn
Nate Silver and Glenn Greenwald are very smart guys who need to be way less online, because they're fucking insufferable
healyn
in case anyone missed the Jingle Jam livestream, Eugen just posted it, so you can check it out there. Eugen's got you covered, as far as the Jingle Jam livestream thing goes
healyn
Controversial Movie Opinion: Green Book is a decent buddy/road trip movie that just should have never been in the "best picture" conversation. it's fine. good actors
healyn
i don't think Star Wars stormtroopers have had the least bit of training. just a bunch of useless clumsy oafs
Eugen Rochko
@healyn I think they have an entry exam where if you score too high they don’t accept you
healyn
i really hate when i'm trying to watch an adorable animal video and they keep throwing in captions like "who dis hooman". shut your fucking mouth, and let me see what the cat has to say
healyn
one thing you gotta hand to the search function on any mastodon app: it's really good
healyn
dracula does not scare me. i will never be intimidated by someone who wears a cape
healyn
movies these days are too abstract for my taste. i miss movies like The Deer Hunter, a straight forward film about hunting deer
Eugen Rochko
@healyn I have never seen that movie but I hate it passionately because people think I'm talking about it when I'm talking about the Dear Hunter.
healyn
i'm glad Shakespeare is dead
healyn
these bot verification things are getting out of hand. "please click every square where you see a gnome's scrotum". buddy, i see them everywhere |
@healyn I had to check if that was real