@babe internet enabled toaster ovens will be the end of us, the delicious toasty end of us.

@babe Wait, we have discourse on the fedi? I thought it was all cat pictures!

@babe What are their opinions on piss?

@babe so chonk. so perfectly chonk.

@babe cuuuute! 🥹😍

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk The twitter that grew fat from complacency and shitpost perfection. The twitter we needed.

@babe need

@babe he orbin'

Your own posts count if you did an absolute banger

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@babe my daughter needs this pig, though she does not know it yet

@babe yeah... Treat that workhorse of a #ModelM with a nice clean...

Because that is #PeakKeyboard!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7wmMZmMinM

@babe happy birthday to your keyboard!

My original M keyboard with DIN connector is still in a box somewhere because we just moved, but you can view some of my other IBM keyboard relics here: https://mastodon.social/@wiert/111109736962480989

It includes a "brand new" IBM TrackPoint keyboard model SK-8845CR keyboard (very hard to find ones with nipple but without trackpad).

@babe no denying it, rat is cute

@babe "excuse me, sir.
do you have a minute to talk about cheesus our lord and saviour?"

@babe 'movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of pizza'...

@babe But that happens on the giant silos, less often, just hurts millions of people all at once, instead of a steady minor irritation.

Fediverse: More fun than a rusty slide!

@babe

This is still more stable than commercial social media really is, we just haven't had a MySpace or G+ incident lately

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Just like recommending real interesting dates

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Holy crap I love this.

@babe The model train people are somewhat irked at not being mentioned, I suspect.

@babe no you must be speeking about ccc camp

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk And some the open-source alternative are ironically can be more janky and this is coming from someone who loves open source software..

@babe Based