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Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as @StefanThinks
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Why do I need a password to pay bills? If someone else wants to pay my bills, more power to them.
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@StefanThinks I imagine to protect your personal information...that they're selling. Recently had to pay for a private medical thing and was surprised there was "my account" or login, just go fill in your account number, bill reference, and pay, anonymously. I'd like to think the greater regulation of medical data meant a login wasn't worth the risk of exposure. But it could also have been incompetence. @StefanThinks also, why do I need an account and username password to get my invoices. Send them to me. This just happened, I went to the donut shop to order a cold brew and a kolache and the employee was like “hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like that famous guy StefanThinks from mastodon?” And I shrugged and said “oh, really? I guess so.” And then he asked me what my name for the order was and I slyly said “StefanThinks.” And he laughed and said “what a crazy coincidence!” Heheh, I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was imaginary.
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You’d be surprised how nobody bats an eye at serving coffee to a tuna fish sandwich with an American flag tattooed on its back. Must be my American-flag mask. @StefanThinks I get you. I never can muster up the courage to inform my imaginary friends they are a product of my diseased mind. Interviewer: Can you explain these gaps in your resume? Me: Those are typographical indicators called spaces and line breaks that separate words and paragraphs.
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@StefanThinks If you'd allow me to open my slide deck on kerning and leading, I'd be happy talk about the gaps in my resume. I promise to keep it under two hours... Ok two and a half hours. |
@StefanThinks good idea. he had a thing for underage girls 😬
@StefanThinks he responds no to me and shows up anyway.
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As far as you can tell, anyway