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StefanThinks

This just happened, I went to the donut shop to order a cold brew and a kolache and the employee was like “hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like that famous guy StefanThinks from mastodon?” And I shrugged and said “oh, really? I guess so.” And then he asked me what my name for the order was and I slyly said “StefanThinks.” And he laughed and said “what a crazy coincidence!” Heheh, I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was imaginary.

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Staid Winnow

@StefanThinks It’d have been really something if, when the order was ready, the *real* StefanThinks had swooped in and picked up the order.

CheapPontoon

@StefanThinks
It's not delusions of grandeur if the cold brew was good.

Reticent Turnip

@StefanThinks That kind of thing never happens to me all the time

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@StefanThinks

You’d be surprised how nobody bats an eye at serving coffee to a tuna fish sandwich with an American flag tattooed on its back. Must be my American-flag mask.

billy joe bowers - hates nazis

@StefanThinks

Those hipster coffee shops always have things like that happening.

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@StefanThinks I get you. I never can muster up the courage to inform my imaginary friends they are a product of my diseased mind.

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