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sam henri gold

not a history buff but i'm not sure JFK was around for material design

sam henri gold

screw it, let's reignite the Quartz vs ClearType war. im in the fighting mood

Григорий Клюшников

When I switched from Windows to macOS, I used to hate macOS font rendering because of how it ignores pixels. Disabling "font smoothing" does make it a lot better though. The setting was removed in Monterey, but you can still use the command:

defaults -currentHost write -g AppleFontSmoothing -int 0

sam henri gold

bento box style slide layouts considered harmful

sam henri gold

do you all have certain lines from TV or movies that stick in your head way longer than they should? this pitch black line from the simpsons rattles around in my head constantly

sam henri gold

can someone please talk me out of spending New Phone-Level Money on a vacuum with a laser

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Kyle Hughes

@samhenrigold My Dyson stick vacuum is the worst thing I have ever purchased, we have replaced the battery three times. I eventually bought a Kenmore plug-in and love it.

sam henri gold

It’s getting really bad; America desperately needs to invest in better public transp- IF THIS BUS STOPS ONE MORE TIME SO HELP ME GOD I WILL LOSE MY MIND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lisa

@samhenrigold Just like our rail system.
Upgrades should have began & continued 30 plus yrs ago.

Григорий Клюшников

It wasn't a nice experience when I was waiting for a bus somewhere in California and the thing just drove past me like I'm not even there. It turns out in the US buses won't stop unless you wave your hand at them or someone inside pushes the stop button to get off 🤪

sam henri gold

you know, probably not the best idea to move to a new city with nothing but a dream and a cardigan. at the very least, save up three months of rent plus expenses.

sam henri gold

you know, looking back on it, it's incredibly funny that trump doubled down on "Covfefe" being completely intentional. i do not care for him, but that was a very funny decision for him to have made.

sam henri gold

“a watched pot never boils” ok cool i’m gonna keep an eye on my stove when it’s on though

Justin Maxwell

@samhenrigold i have verified the watched pot hypothesis is a lie

sam henri gold

Midjourney v5 can now do hands. This gives us enough time to seek shelter before v6 can throw hands.

sam henri gold

i think constantly about that adage “most new products either compete with email or a spreadsheet”

sam henri gold

are you kidding they sent a black and white copy

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Roman Lefebvre

@samhenrigold Not only that, but it even seems impervious to the ambient light temperature! It's crazy!

Григорий Клюшников

Those are all the colors one needs to print a photo of St Petersburg!

[FWGS]DjBRINE1 :verified_think: :tiasmile:

@samhenrigold they just cosplayed Adobe dropping Pantone support until you pay for subscription

sam henri gold

can’t believe i’m paying $250/ year for a PLASTIC credit card. hope amex is the next financial institution to fail. this is beyond fucked.

sam henri gold

(breathlessly weeping) we invented the T in ChatGPT

sam henri gold

when you join the indie web alliance, you’re contractually bound to respond “don’t webmention it!” every time you’re thanked for something. they know if you don’t do it. you don’t wanna know what happens if you disobey.

sam henri gold

normally the mob breaks kneecaps but these guys break keycaps

sam henri gold

did you know mastodon has multiple choice polls?

Anonymous poll

Poll

yes
79
53%
no
39
26.2%
that's a bit personal
33
22.1%
how very dare you
57
38.3%
149 people voted.
Voting ended 14 Mar 2023 at 19:08.
Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold the joke being that @ivory doesn’t support them so a lot of people won’t understand that this is one

Mirella

@samhenrigold Yes, but I don’t see how to make them in the app.

sam henri gold

dude idk i’m just here for gift card discounts

sam henri gold

buddy i don’t know if i’m emotionally ready for tomorrow morning

Mary Hilton

@samhenrigold I don't card about the gift cards-and I was more than emotionally ready for retirement 2 years before I did it. Work sucks hard.

sam henri gold

man, that bear sure did a lot of cocaine!

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