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do you all have certain lines from TV or movies that stick in your head way longer than they should? this pitch black line from the simpsons rattles around in my head constantly
 can someone please talk me out of spending New Phone-Level Money on a vacuum with a laser
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 @samhenrigold My Dyson stick vacuum is the worst thing I have ever purchased, we have replaced the battery three times. I eventually bought a Kenmore plug-in and love it. It’s getting really bad; America desperately needs to invest in better public transp- IF THIS BUS STOPS ONE MORE TIME SO HELP ME GOD I WILL LOSE MY MIND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@samhenrigold Just like our rail system.  It wasn't a nice experience when I was waiting for a bus somewhere in California and the thing just drove past me like I'm not even there. It turns out in the US buses won't stop unless you wave your hand at them or someone inside pushes the stop button to get off 🤪 you know, probably not the best idea to move to a new city with nothing but a dream and a cardigan. at the very least, save up three months of rent plus expenses.  you know, looking back on it, it's incredibly funny that trump doubled down on "Covfefe" being completely intentional. i do not care for him, but that was a very funny decision for him to have made.  “a watched pot never boils” ok cool i’m gonna keep an eye on my stove when it’s on though  Midjourney v5 can now do hands. This gives us enough time to seek shelter before v6 can throw hands. i think constantly about that adage “most new products either compete with email or a spreadsheet”
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@samhenrigold Not only that, but it even seems impervious to the ambient light temperature! It's crazy!  @samhenrigold they just cosplayed Adobe dropping Pantone support until you pay for subscription can’t believe i’m paying $250/ year for a PLASTIC credit card. hope amex is the next financial institution to fail. this is beyond fucked. when you join the indie web alliance, you’re contractually bound to respond “don’t webmention it!” every time you’re thanked for something. they know if you don’t do it. you don’t wanna know what happens if you disobey. did you know mastodon has multiple choice polls? Anonymous poll
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yes
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53%
no
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26.2%
that's a bit personal
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how very dare you
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Voting ended 14 Mar 2023 at 19:08. @samhenrigold the joke being that @ivory doesn’t support them so a lot of people won’t understand that this is one  @samhenrigold I don't card about the gift cards-and I was more than emotionally ready for retirement 2 years before I did it. Work sucks hard.  im the last person to bemoan interface visual styles falling out of fashion but good lord what a fall from grace for this particular keyboard layout. @samhenrigold Redundancy in wiping is good, but too much redundancy and you’ll get hurt. It’s a slippery slope. |
@samhenrigold So I says to Mabel, I says