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kaitlin, worst industrialist

[cave johnson voice]

Oh, in case you got a swapfile on a zstd compressed btrfs partition, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT make a swapfile on an zstd compressed btrfs partition.

We haven't entirely nailed down what it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the desktop environment.

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Cal Alaera

@thememesniper My google-fu is lacking in this brave new world of AI slop. I'm pretty new to Linux and I do have a swapfile on an encrypted btrfs partition. Seems to be working OK though. Should I be worried? If so, what should I do, please?

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kaitlin, worst industrialist

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh. Or, rather, in the calameres installer. I took the liberty of relieving you of your GPU, most of it was NVIDIA property. As for the CPU, I think you've earned it.

The disk partition, /dev/sda4, is in our control, for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty disk layout you managed over there, I am impressed.

You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just add the nonfree repository to your apt sources list and I will take that as a yes.

Otherwise, well... I can offer you a scene you have no chance of rendering. Rather an anticlimax, after what you've just survived.

Time to choose.

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh. Or, rather, in the calameres installer. I took the liberty of relieving you of your GPU, most of it was NVIDIA property. As for the CPU, I think you've earned it.

The disk partition, /dev/sda4, is in our control, for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty disk layout you managed over there, I am impressed.

ari 💫

@thememesniper Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job- no-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the CUDA cores in the world would have gone to waste, until... Well. Let's just say your drivers have... died again.

The right card in the wrong distro can make all the difference in the world... So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and, smell the ashes...

bartholin
@thememesniper Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; they are OSHA violations. As for the suit, it is OSHA-compliant.
kaitlin, worst industrialist

on the vision pro it makes .3DS_Store files

kaitlin, worst industrialist

Bewildered developer is exposed to the agony of the GIF file format

kaitlin, worst industrialist

enabling secure boot, kernel lockdown, etc only for a security researcher to discover a hardware vulnerability in the intel Binkleforden subsystem that lets anybody telepathically gain ring -3 access to your system by perceiving its existence

halva is

@thememesniper (the binkleforden was not mentioned anywhere until this day, and is apparently responsible for 80% of the cpu's performance)

Jasper

@thememesniper Damn. I switched from Ubuntu to Parrot OS (home) recently and now I cant activate secure boot anymore.

I does not accept my new OS even though I manually allowed the EFI file :( I am confused. I rather would like to have LibreBoot instead of UEFI.

kaitlin, worst industrialist

It's called Blink because you blink and it's taken the place of another native program

kaitlin, worst industrialist

STOP DOING GAME CONSOLES

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POWERFUL COMPUTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO ONLY PLAY GAMES FROM A SANCTIONED STORE


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YEARS OF LOCKED DOWN USER ENVIRONMENTS YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND FOR APPLICATION SIGNING


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Wanted to restrict users to playing games for a laugh anyway? We had a computer for that: it was called an "ARCADE MACHINE"


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"Yes please verify boot0. Please verify the bootloader and kernel." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Hello I would like the dedicated security co-processor to verify the app signature"

They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING GAME CONSOLES

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POWERFUL COMPUTERS WERE NOT MEANT TO ONLY PLAY GAMES FROM A SANCTIONED STORE


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YEARS OF LOCKED DOWN USER ENVIRONMENTS YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND FOR APPLICATION SIGNING


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Wanted to restrict users to playing games for a laugh anyway? We had a computer for that: it was called an "ARCADE MACHINE"

Emma

@thememesniper 🤓 um actually boot0 (assuming wii/wiiu) isn't "verified"
usually the first stage of the boot process is implicitly trusted and stored in immutable (and hidden) storage like mask rom

kaitlin, worst industrialist

okay but for real i would definitely use my ps4 as a server if it had an exploitable fw version

yakkoj 🦊

@thememesniper I'm going back to bed and crying myself to sleep for the weekend.

(Arcade vendors aren't better, with encryption, SlapSTIC bank-switching bullshit, Capcom and their evil CPS suicide batteries, just to name three.)

And oh... even after everything stated above, those developing emulators eventually crack the stuff anyway.

kaitlin, worst industrialist

god it feels like encryption and the entire sanctity of the internet is constantly under siege by people who can't open a PDF by themselves

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Rev. GothAlice

@thememesniper PDFs aren't helping.

I remember when this was only the "one trillion dollar Amazon refund" signature failure: pdf-insecurity.org

So… same year… "how to break PDF encryption"… if PDFs can't handle themselves, I don't expect my mother to. See also the obligatory "Schneier's Law" reference, since encryption's involved in this.

kaitlin, worst industrialist

cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts

they don't know the secret:

clears throat

meow

kaitlin, worst industrialist

y'all this is literally my 3rd stupidest post stop interacting 😭

ezra :verif_androgine:

@thememesniper i actually for a long period of time had something like this on my laptop, alias that ran a script that had the following lines (from my memory, they're probably wrong)

rfkill unblock lan
ip link set wlan0 up
rc-service iwd restart

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