@thememesniper we need a Fisher Price internet to corral them in

@thememesniper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

@thememesniper I feel this so hard.

@thememesniper PDFs aren't helping.

I remember when this was only the "one trillion dollar Amazon refund" signature failure: https://pdf-insecurity.org

So… same year… "how to break PDF encryption"… if PDFs can't handle themselves, I don't expect my mother to. See also the obligatory "Schneier's Law" reference, since encryption's involved in this.