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Dan Ports
Dan Ports
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Anne of Green Cables

@dan I love it when they do a symmetry like that! 2 of mine did something similar the other day.

A long-haired orange tabby cat and a fluffy gray Nebelung (long-haired Russian Blue) laying on a bed with their feet touching and heads away from each other
27 Nov 2024 at 23:22 | Open on noc.social
Dan Ports

Minion has no thoughts, just fluff (and vibes)

#cats #catsofmastodon

Close up of an absurdly fluffy white cat looking dopey
23 Nov 2024 at 7:08 | Open on discuss.systems
Karl Statz

@dan my pitbull has "big head no thoughts". Maybe this one is just a deep thinker

23 Nov 2024 at 7:18 | Open on discuss.systems
ocratato

@dan Those big eyes make me think there is a series of attack scenarios being evaluated.

23 Nov 2024 at 11:28 | Open on discuss.systems
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23 Nov 2024 at 12:00 | Open on sfba.social
Dan Ports

Max: “this Teams meeting could have been a nap”

#cats #catsofmastodon

A tabby cat curled up in a blanket looking at a laptop with his paw on the keyboard. He looks very sleepy.
14 Nov 2024 at 20:03 | Open on discuss.systems
Astrid

@dan i expect to find you napping behind the cat and blanket.

14 Nov 2024 at 20:39 | Open on mastodon.social
Sketar

@dan Max, how many times have I told you to sleep early

14 Nov 2024 at 20:46 | Open on mastodon.social
m0xEE

@dan
I didn't know cats could use a stethoscope 😺

14 Nov 2024 at 20:57 | Open on social.librem.one
Dan Ports

Exciting #caturday news: @irene and I are coping with our unwellness by adopting this cute guy! This will increase the number of paws in our household by 33%!

We’re thinking he looks like a Miso, but other name suggestions are welcome!

#cats #catsofmastodon

A cute snowshoe cat
10 Nov 2024 at 6:20 | Open on discuss.systems
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Dan Ports

The gym cat concept never really took off because Max, although an enthusiastic coach, was never a great spotter.

#cats #catsofmastodon

A tabby cat sitting on a weight bench
28 Aug 2024 at 22:26 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Min, our fluffiest and most neurotic cat.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Close-up of a very light colored tabby cat’s head peeking through a staircase railing
The same day is now looking at you. He is unbearably cute.
27 Aug 2024 at 21:09 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Please enjoy some luxuriant belly fluff.

#cats #catsofmastodon

A fluffy white cat sprawled out on a wood floor
24 Aug 2024 at 4:00 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

How the cats show us it is time for dinner.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Minion, an absurdly fluffy white cat, camps out in front of the food table looking anxious
Pixel, a tuxedo cat, rolls over to show her belly and let everyone know she is cute
Max, a lynx point Siamese cat, looks up expectantly.
21 Aug 2024 at 4:02 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Pixel does not understand why only today is Black Cat Appreciation Day. She feels she deserves to be appreciated every day.

#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday

A tuxedo cat sprawled out horizontally on a wood floor at the top of a staircase
17 Aug 2024 at 21:52 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Max is helping with the laundry today (by pre-furring it)

#cats #catsofmastodon

A tabby Siamese cat sprawls out on a large pile of t shirts
9 Aug 2024 at 3:51 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Max has now bitten and destroyed his second laptop screen, out of indignation that we have been paying attention to those rather than him. (This is the vet’s professional assessment.)

He is still a very good boy. (Also the vet’s professional assessment.)

#cats #catsofmastodon

A tabby Siamese cat sitting on a cat sized couch looking disapprovingly at the camera.
2 Aug 2024 at 4:03 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Pixel recommends spending #caturday rolling around in a sunny spot next to the catmint plant.

#cats #catsofmastodon

A tuxedo cat wearing a red harness flops over in a garden
27 Jul 2024 at 23:14 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Minion thinks he is hidden.

…Minion is not our smartest cat.

#cats #catsofmastodon

A fluffy white cat tries to hide in a cat tunnel. His face is sticking out through a hole in the side. His absurdly fluffy butt and tail are sticking out the back. He is not in any way hidden.
21 Jul 2024 at 21:57 | Open on discuss.systems
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