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Dan Ports

Getting daily updates from the cat sitters to reassure me that the cats’ noses are not going unbooped.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Max will be taking all of my meetings while we’re at NSDI.

#cats

Dan Ports

I see that my iPhone has discovered a new photo classification

#cats

Dan Ports

Yesterday I found myself sitting at 40,000 feet over the middle of the Pacific, miles from any civilization, when my phone popped up a notification that one of my cats had used the litter box.

This is a level of technology I could never have dreamed of. Or necessarily wanted to.

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David J. Atkinson #🟦

@dan It is the great transparency of life. Think of the planetary wealth required to get that urgent message to you. I wonder if your cat would be self conscious about bouncing signals off satellites in orbit to get this information to you within a few seconds of it happening, or would it be overwhelmed and hide in a cardboard box until your return? I suspect cats, if they knew, would hack their litter box and spam you for ransom treats.

Irina

@dan Why do you have a litter box that's wired to alert you when it's used?

a stinky ox 🐂

@dan modern technology is indeed amazing.

Dan Ports

I think Minion melted into a fluffy puddle.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

My meetings this morning were interrupted by a surprisingly loud snoring sound from the couch.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

@irene got some new boots, and this has been very popular… or at least the box has been

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Max is pleased that the sun stays up later now so he can go for more walks, but it’s still cold enough that he has to wear his winter coat.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Max, Pixel, and Minion would like to wish everyone a happy National Napping Day.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Automotive tip: be sure to have your muffler inspected periodically.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

The weather is just about warm enough to take Max for a walk

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Pixel is confused by this tungsten cube because it weighs more than her and it's the one thing she can't knock off the nightstand.

#cats #catsofmastodon

Dan Ports

Max woke me up early this morning to make sure that I installed the #Mastodon v4.2.5 update…

…and also to make sure I fed him.

#cats #catsofmastodon

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