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Alice McFlurry :bc:

If COVID has taught us anything, it's that people should be wearing masks in all healthcare settings, COVID or not.

In addition, if you're coughing or experiencing any other symptoms and can't stay home, please ensure you wear a mask wherever you go.

It doesn't matter if it's COVID or not, it's a matter of respect to try to do everything within your power to not expose others to whatever you may have.

7 October at 17:52 | Open on beige.party
Alice McFlurry :bc:

If someone can boost this until the unmasked man at the airport with the hacking cough sees this, it would be greatly appreciated.

7 October at 17:54 | Open on beige.party
Alice McFlurry :bc:

I remember being so annoyed with Twitter in the late 2000s when it seemed like all of the posts were super boring with people just saying dull things like "eating a sandwich" and now we're in the TikTok age where the content is equally as mind-numbing, but now we also have to watch them eating those dumb sandwiches.

11 September at 0:28 | Open on beige.party
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boxspring

@Alice There was an account I followed early on that every now and then would retweet like 100 tweets from different people saying “Eating toast” or some small variation thereof. Like most comedy, repetition was the key.

11 September at 1:29 | Open on mastodon.social
Programmer 832-529 🍅

@Alice And watching people reacting to watching people eating sandwiches.

11 September at 1:30 | Open on social.dropbear.xyz
DELETED

@Alice I don’t get people here bashing TikTok. Don’t use it if you don’t like it. And if you do use it, what you’ll see is based on an algorithm that’s picked up on what’s kept your attention previously. Really folks. You’re telling on yourselves and making yourselves look foolish.

11 September at 2:41 | Open on mastodon.world
Alice McFlurry :bc:

Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but I’m set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.

29 April at 12:17 | Open on beige.party
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Pat Madigan 🇺🇸 🌊

@Alice I would like to pay you back, but all of my money is tied up in Star Wars collectibles.

29 April at 13:00 | Open on c.im
Stanley Nerdlinger
Jay

@Alice
Read at 14:38.

Two weeks later:
Hey we still on for tacos?

29 April at 13:42 | Open on mastodon.online
Alice McFlurry :bc:

It's not reassuring that doctors and lawyers only practice.

13 April at 16:11 | Open on beige.party
Alice McFlurry :bc:

I politely request that all gentlemen callers text me instead.

20 February at 0:02 | Open on beige.party
Alice McFlurry :bc:

Edit: Sorry to anyone who clicked. I meant to post this on my alt. Moved the photo over there.

20 January at 16:49 | Open on beige.party
Alice McFlurry :bc:

Normalize saying "I don’t know enough about the topic to be able to comment."

4 Dec 2023 at 13:47 | Open on beige.party
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Michael Porter

@Alice Irony, and people making the obvious joke 😄
16 Dec 2023 at 15:06 | Open on ottawa.place
Richard W. Woodley NO THREADS 🇨🇦🌹🚴‍♂️📷 🗺️

@Alice
Well that's one way to eliminate half the Internet

16 Dec 2023 at 15:17 | Open on mstdn.ca
Michael Porter

@Alice So, I was a high school science teacher. A fair number of students expected me to be an expert on all areas of science. I had to sort answers into six types:

1. I know that, here’s an easy answer

2. a) I know that, there’s a far deeper interpretation of that, here’s a learner-appropriate answer

2. b) After pushback on (a): “All models are wrong, some are useful” -George Box

3. I’m not sure, here’s a plausible answer and my percentage confidence that it’s right (I loved those answers)

4. No clue, lemme get back to you

5. No one knows, scientists love your question

6. We’ll probably never know, ask God when you see him 😉

@Alice So, I was a high school science teacher. A fair number of students expected me to be an expert on all areas of science. I had to sort answers into six types:

1. I know that, here’s an easy answer

2. a) I know that, there’s a far deeper interpretation of that, here’s a learner-appropriate answer

16 Dec 2023 at 17:36 | Open on ottawa.place
Alice McFlurry :bc:

I am going to die on this hill because it is very steep and I am incredibly out of shape.

28 Nov 2023 at 0:16 | Open on beige.party
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jonsjava

@Alice while age may be just a number, round is still a shape (speaking from experience).

28 Nov 2023 at 1:47 | Open on mastodon.world
paul
Mercurius Goldstein

@Alice

TONIGHT! Killer Hills and the Out-Of-Shape Hikers Who Love Them

28 Nov 2023 at 1:53 | Open on mindly.social
Alice McFlurry :bc:

Does anyone have a Google+ invite?

6 Jul 2023 at 14:10 | Open on beige.party
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Andres Jalinton

@Alice
I only have one Gmail invitation left :ablobsadpats:

7 Jul 2023 at 3:15 | Open on mastodon.hardcoredevs.com
propapanda :verified:

@Alice

Google+ was the best social network out there.

The ability of creating circles gave so much control about who you share content with, it was amazing.

+1

7 Jul 2023 at 5:10 | Open on pandas.social
Tom

@Alice hm, might be time for them to launch Google++ that they've been working on behind closed doors 🤔

7 Jul 2023 at 9:36 | Open on fosstodon.org
Alice McFlurry :bc:

I wrote a joke that I thought was funny but then I googled it and found something similar had already been posted because a time traveler stole it and posted it in the past to make it look like they beat me to it so I had to delete it.

14 May 2023 at 4:26 | Open on beige.party
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Mark Asser
celebdae

@Alice don't delete. We all have got the same thoughts by living in the same times and talking/reading about the same things. That's the joy about the Internet. Just speak your mind.

14 May 2023 at 6:13 | Open on social.anoxinon.de
Grum999 :verified:

@Alice Who dared!!? :ablobcatcry:

14 May 2023 at 6:57 | Open on masto.ai
Alice McFlurry :bc:

Everyone who generalizes is a jerk.

13 Mar 2023 at 16:51 | Open on beige.party
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johnmastodon

@Alice that's what 9 out of 10 dentists would say!

14 Mar 2023 at 2:42 | Open on SSelf.co
MarcusCSC
івась тарасик

@Alice a more general version: everyone thinks they are not everyone.

14 Mar 2023 at 17:29 | Open on mastodon.social
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