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Kieran Healy
Kieran Healy

Good Lord, how depressing is that Google Gemini ad about getting the AI to write your kid’s fan letter to her hero athlete? Why not get Midjourney to make a picture to enclose as well? What do they think it means for a child to write a fan latter, or for a recipient to read one?

27 July at 14:14 | Open on mastodon.social
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Nicolas Ward

@kjhealy One more transaction that can be part of a subscription or advertisement

27 July at 15:08 | Open on tacobelllabs.net
Luis Villa

@kjhealy right up there with the Apple ad showing a father happily interacting with his young child through TV goggles for worst tech ad of the year

27 July at 15:17 | Open on social.coop
Dr Kim Foale

@kjhealy brb working on my wedding vow and best man speech ai startup

27 July at 15:27 | Open on social.gfsc.studio
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Blaine Motsinger

@kjhealy as someone who saw first hand the carnage left by lambda (my wife went there before they rebranded), I can say with 100% certainty that I don’t want to see them fail because I’m jealous. I want to see them fail because their whole business model is built on lies.

20 June at 13:02 | Open on m.adventurehound.io
Kieran Healy

THIS WEEK IN TECH

Room full of aging nerds: We remotely worked around a memory issue in a failing FDS unit capable of addressing 8,192 16-bit words over a network connection with a round-trip latency of 42 hours

Logitech: We added ChatGPT to your Mouse
23 April at 13:45 | Open on mastodon.social
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Angelino Desmet.

@kjhealy Probably to increase their stock price similar to some years ago when adding blockchain to everything had the same effect. It won't last.

23 April at 19:54 | Open on fosstodon.org
J$

@kjhealy Logitech: skating to where the puck’s gonna be. Whilst and at the same time killing life on the planet.
24 April at 7:30 | Open on mastodon.nl
Matias

@kjhealy@mastodon.social
Yay: "I have this problem, let's try to build some tech that solves it"
Nay: "I have this cool tech, let's try to find a problem for it"

25 April at 7:06 | Open on nattomaki.social
Kieran Healy

I feel like it's time for a more widespread revival of the 1970s design aesthetic for computer terminals, input faceplates, and keyboards.
24 Dec 2023 at 18:18 | Open on mastodon.social
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Kieran Healy

Title slide for a talk I'm giving tomorrow, because why not.

14 Dec 2023 at 22:30 | Open on mastodon.social
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Dr. Drang

@kjhealy Gosh, I haven’t seen a pen plotter in ages!

14 Dec 2023 at 22:48 | Open on fosstodon.org
Eli Pousson

@kjhealy a well chosen looping GIF or video can be such a delightful thing to include in a presentation. This is such a treat!

14 Dec 2023 at 23:18 | Open on dads.cool
Kieran Healy

To address extreme levels of scraping and manipulation I have put the cat in the garage until further notice.

2 Jul 2023 at 1:38 | Open on mastodon.social
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Toon Van de Putte

@kjhealy @lisamelton I decided to put the cat in charge, and now it's dead birds for dinner.

2 Jul 2023 at 4:33 | Open on toonvandeputte.be
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OddOpinions5

@kjhealy

Dr Healy:
do you hae any personal knowledge, any at all, about how much scraping is occurring, and if this is or isn't something that twitter's infrastructure might be expected to handle ?

narrator: no, he has no data of any sort, but being an social media pundit, he will spout off with great authority

2 Jul 2023 at 14:49 | Open on mas.to
Kieran Healy

Hardworking Twitter engineers scrubbing the Elon parameters I have some bad news for you about how git works
1 Apr 2023 at 0:23 | Open on mastodon.social
Kieran Healy

First they put the stupid thing there, then it's all sorry sorry im trying to delete it. Just humiliation after humiliation, really.

1 Apr 2023 at 0:30 | Open on mastodon.social
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